Jessica Alba

Holy cow, Jessica Alba is at it again! Will this girl ever stop!? This time around, she’s trying to convince the world (and herself I think) that she isn’t all about the sexiness, and that she’s really a prude. Here’s the skinny:

JESSICA ALBA is keen to quash her reputation as a sexy screen siren - insisting she is really a prude. Despite slipping into lycra for the Fantastic Four films; playing a sexy vixen in Sin City and peeling off for various magazine photoshoots, Alba insists she is famous in the movie industry for being shy.

She says, “Other than Sin City, I don’t really wear skimpy outfits in my movies. People know that I’m a prude. Word has gotten around.”

Ooookay. Alba is obviously suffering from some serious memory loss. “Other than Sin City, I don’t really wear skimpy outfits in my movies”… What about Fantastic Four, Into The Blue, and Good Luck Chuck? Those were some pretty smoking outfits she was wearing. Then again, Alba’s definition of “skimpy outfits” may be a little skimpier than we think. Ya, I doubt that as well. If she keeps this up, she’ll be flipping burgers in no time.

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7 Responses to “Jessica Alba Doesn’t Think She’s A Sexy Actress”

  1. sam80 Says:

    Somebody ought to force Alba to take acting lessons. Her utter lack of talent and ability is starting to bother even me - and I’ve got pretty low expectations when the chick is cute. It’s starting to be embarrasing to be seen watching her movies.

  2. B. Says:

    She HAS been taking acting lessons… unfortunetely (for us), she just really can’t act.

  3. Munk Says:

    hmm….i thaught i posted a comment on this yesterday. that really sucks, cuz i had alot to say, and it was really funny…oh well, forget it then.
    im still sick of her and this whole ‘im not sexy’ crap. she should just embrace it for as long as it lasts, cuz from what i seen, she doesnt seem to have lasting power. seems to already be on her decline.

  4. jimbo Says:

    She’s got the part about not being an actress correct. And about being sexy, that’s fading fast. My suggestion would be to do a lot more “unstaged” bikini shots asap.

  5. Your highness Says:

    So, Jessica ‘I dont wear skimpy outfits’ Alba isn’t wearing a revealing outfit on this very web page now, is she?

    I love hypocritical celebrities. And karma. Maybe they’ll both meet eachother one day.

  6. Toynby Says:

    This coming from the girl that openly spoke about one night stands and thinking there’s nothing wrong with sleeping around?
    hahaha. I forgot how prudish it was to have sex with strangers.

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude Says:

    I would love to see her reduced to flipping burgers…but sadly, that’s never gonna happen…

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