Jessica Alba’s Breasts Gave Her A Rough Time

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Jessica Alba

Here’s Jessica Alba yapping about her looks once again (it’s a monthly thing for her). This time it’s about the trials and tribulations of developing breasts at an earlier age.

JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade s!%# by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a s!%#?,” Alba recalls in “If I’d Known Then,” Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. (Source)

Ya ya, we’ve hear this song before. It’s tough being a hottie, especially when you don’t think you’re all that hot, and you get other girls putting you down because of your looks. But seriously, stop pitying yourself. You’re rich, famous, one of the hottest girls on the planet, and your breasts are even bigger now. Enjoy them it.

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2 comments to “Jessica Alba’s Breasts Gave Her A Rough Time”

  1. … she’s attractive….. fine. but she is NOT, i repeat, NOT and i reiterate NOT one of the hottest girls on the planet. I’ve had hotter chicks who are not celebrities. give me a break.


  2. This is going to be the longest celebrity pregnancy/birth we’ve ever had to endure. She makes me sick!


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