Jessica Simpson Is Wet and Wild In Esquire
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
Let me just start off by saying that I’m really not into Jessica Simpson. I think she’s extremely overrated physically. Having said that, there are times when she performs some sort of blinding magic trick and actually manages to make me attracted to her, and her newest photoshoot for Esquire magazine is a perfect example of that.
I’m not even going to hint that she doesn’t look good because she really does look pretty damn sexy drenched in cold water and showing off as much cleavage as possible, but shaving on the cover of the magazine, even if she is topless, nearly confirms my belief that Jessica Simpson may actually be a Sith Lord.
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You would think that a girl with such a manly face would abstain from posing with shaving cream on her Leno-like jaw…
she’s mimmicking a famous esquire cover from the 1960’s, stupid. hence the shaving cream. and i assume you must be a super model, given your enthusiasm for anonymous online insults. pretty sad.