Jessica Alba Is Married

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Jessica Alba Is Married

I’m sorry to be the one to tell all you guys and girls out there with delusional dreams and ridiculous expectations, but Jessica Alba is officially off the market.

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.

The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. (Source)

Seriously, does anyone even care what Jessica Alba does anymore? I hardly do and I was an Albaholic for years. Having said that, Jessica Alba married does have a negative affect on her overall hotness, but the days of drooling over every move Alba makes is long gone for this blogger, and I’m sure for the majority of all you guys as well. Anyways, here are some pictures of Alba before she became a married, self-hating turnoff.

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2 comments to “Jessica Alba Is Married”

  1. Her best days may be be gone but as a reforming Albaholic myself, this is still a bummer…


  2. SHE was truly one of the classier actresses that was
    great to write to when i had cancer while DARK ANGEL
    was on tv. SO JESSICA may you have a happy and healthy
    life ahead as you deserve it. SEE you soon in movies after being a momma the first time.
    ROBERT HOLCOMB
    MIDDLETOWN NY


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