I read Chuck Palahniuk’s novel Choke a few years back and thought it would make a terrible film. Well, it’s a good thing nobody asked my approval because someone actually made it into a movie and, to my surprise, it actually looks pretty good.

Getting one of the most underrated actors today, Sam Rockwell, to star as the sex addict/choking/Colonial War re-enactor lead was a smart move, and sprinkling the trailer with a ton of hotties was even smarter. Choke hits theatres September 26th 2008.

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Just when you thought that our little Hilary Duff couldn’t get any hotter than this, she shows up walking around in a tight black tank top with pair of breasts that seem to have come out of nowhere. Well, I have noticed that Hilary has been growing in all the right places lately (like you haven’t), but this is quite a surprise. I’m not sure if it’s all thanks to some sort of Victoria’s Secret bra or a magic genie or whatever, but me likey.

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The Cannes Film Festival seems to have brought out the breast best in Petra Nemcova, and here’s more proof. Petra attended yet another Cannes shindig a few days ago, and showed off her killer legs in style (when I say “in style” I mean on a fancy rug). So, now that the festival is over, I think we can officially confirm that Petra stole the show at Cannes. Up next on Petra’s hit list: Popoholic’s basement/bedroom.

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There have been quite a few video clip previews of the Incredible Hulk released these past few days, but this is the one that got me excited for the movie. This is classic Hulk done right (i.e. Hulk gets pissed, Hulk smashes $#!%). The Incredible Hulk hits theatres June 13th.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m totally digging Zooey Deschanel lately. Here she is looking all kinds of cute and locking you in a trance with her incredible blue eyes (among aother things) in the latest edition of Blackbook magazine. Enjoy.

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These pictures of Megan Fox in the UK edition of FHM may be from an old photoshoot, but there are a few that I haven’t seen before, and they are just too damn hot not to post. So, enjoy these shots of the hottest woman in the world being naughty to that poor stuffed animal. Have a good weekend boys and girls.

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Here’s one of my all time favorite celebrities, Petra Nemcova, doing one of my favorite things, and that’s dropping some serious cleavage. Petra decided to add a little shock and awe at the amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes yesterday by showing everyone that she’s not only one of the most beautiful women in the world, but she’s also the proud owner of some of the most amazing cleavage ever seen/created. I’m not sure what it is about Cannes, but Petra should move there permanently because it sure makes her want to show hers off.

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