I’m sorry to be the one to tell all you guys and girls out there with delusional dreams and ridiculous expectations, but Jessica Alba is officially off the market.

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.

The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. (Source)

Seriously, does anyone even care what Jessica Alba does anymore? I hardly do and I was an Albaholic for years. Having said that, Jessica Alba married does have a negative affect on her overall hotness, but the days of drooling over every move Alba makes is long gone for this blogger, and I’m sure for the majority of all you guys as well. Anyways, here are some pictures of Alba before she became a married woman. You know, just to twist the knife a little bit more. Enjoy!

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Yup, “wow” is the best way I can describe these pictures of Minka Kelly at the 36th annual FIFI (hehe) Awards, which were held in New York City. Minka has grown on me a lot lately and it’s no surprise that she continues to do so, with her showing off some impressive cleavage. Stunning looks, killer body, cleavage… I think Minka just became a regular on Popoholic.

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Kelly Brook Voted Best Bikini Body Ever

According to a survey conducted by Debenhams (whatever that is) English super babe Kelly Brook has earned the title of the “Best Bikini Body Ever”. Here’s what the top ten looks like:

1. Kelly Brook
2. Halle Berry
3. Ursula Andress
4. Elle Macpherson
5. Raquel Welch
6. Marilyn Monroe
7. Liz Hurley
8. Cameron Diaz
9. Bo Derek
10. Jennifer Aniston
(Source)

Well, it’s not surprising that Kelly Brook took top honors; the majority of the women on the list are geezers! But I don’t want to take anything away from Kelly because she does have one hell of a body, and I would definitely have her in my top five, which would obviously include Jessica Alba pre-pregnancy and the newly discovered Laura Vandervoort. So without furthur ado, here are a buttload of Kelly Brook bikini pictures to debate and gawk over.

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A new and more “mature” trailer for How To Lose Friends And Alienate People has hit the net and it looks pretty good. But then again I’m a little biased because Simon Pegg can do no wrong. The movie also features the now extra-hot Gillian Anderson and a very wet Megan Fox so it can’t be all that bad. Hey, and speaking of Megan Fox… pictures!

Click here to see the Trailer

Megan Fox:

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Even Fergie’s rocking booty in skin-tight latex pants couldn’t save this disaster. Fergie showed up on the Today Show and did a cover of Heart’s Barracuda and butchered the hell out of it. And if that wasn’t enough, a little Guns N’ Roses was thrown in as well for some extra pain. The only explanation I have for this is that Fergie needed some money ASAP. Now if that was the case, I could have helped her out in a less public setting with a lot less screeching on her part.

Click here to see the Video

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Originally I was going to title the post Kristen Bell Looks Great From This Angle, but let’s be honest; she looks great from any and every angle. Anyways, here she is on the set of her new movie “When In Rome” in some skin-tight workout pants and playing with her gum. Yeah, I can’t believe I just pointed out that Kristen is chewing gum when a near-perfect booty is staring back at you. Oh well, enjoy.

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson not singing (thank God!) in the Italian edition of GQ. Now as you can see, the focus of the photoshoot is her lips. Personally, if I had the chance to photograph Scarlett, I’d be focusing on something else other than her lips, which I still think are pretty damn sexy mind you, just not as sexy as, let’s say, her monster cleavage. Anyways, since I’m not one to disappoint, here are a ton of photos of said monster cleavage. Enjoy.

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Here are some bikini pictures of Smallville’s Laura Vandervoort prancing around on the set of her new movie. If, by this point, you’re not convinced that Laura has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, then you are as brainless as Bizarro. Heck, even Bizarro would stop and gawk at Laura’s cute little tush. But if Bizarro thought she was hot, wouldn’t that mean she isn’t? Now I’m confused…

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Ah, just when you thought Petra Nemcova couldn’t get any hotter, she show’s up at the Cannes premiere of “Un Conte De Noel” in a shwingtasticly revealing dress. I’m not sure how she managed to give us that much of a peak at her breasts without her top falling off, but right now I don’t care about the physics of it, and to tell you the truth, I’m too mesmerized to even continue typing, so enjoy these shots of one of the hottest women on the planet showing off her killer body. Oh, and more drool-worthy photos of Petra over here.

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