Scarlett Johansson Is Married

September 29th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

Well, it looks like Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market folks. The breastastic babe married hunky (according to the girls I know, I swear!) actor Ryan Renolds this past weekend in Canada, and by doing so, just crushed the delusional dreams of tens of thousands of guys and girls throughout the world. Here’s the skinny:

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a wedding this weekend, Reynolds’s rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, confirmed to PEOPLE.

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. (Source)

First off, what the hell are they doing getting married in the woods like normal middle class Canadians? What’s next? They’re going to live in a cabin in the woods and adopt a pack of wolves? I couldn’t give a flying crap that she’s married, but that better not get in the way of Scarlett unleashing her glorious cleavage at Hollywood shindigs. Anyways, here are a bunch of pictures of what that lucky bastard will be waking up to every morning.

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4 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson Is Married”

  1. LISA Says:

    She can’t act or sing and she is a moron so he will find that out and dump her

  2. Dr.jerkenstien Says:

    Biggest C-teaser in the world

  3. CELEBCURRY Babe Says:

    acting or no singer but she got the melons!!!!

  4. styleislife Says:

    so many beautiful styles .. i love the yellow one.

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