Oh God, this $#!t is contagious. Scarlett Johansson has joined the growing list of uber-hot celebrity babes, which includes Jessica Alba and most recently Megan Fox, who shy away or just flat out reject the fact that they’re considered a sex symbol. Here’s the skinny:

Scarlett, 24, tells the London Times newspaper, “I never expected that kind of thing, to be honest. I think that comes with my age, the whole sex-symbol thing. I’ll grow out of that. It’s a phase. And people want to turn you into merchandise in some way, don’t they?

“I’m at a little bit of a funny age where I get that ‘sexiest woman’ thing, and it feels like a label for right now. But maybe when I get older, it won’t be like that.” (Source)

No $#!t it won’t be like that when you’re older because you’ll be fat and wrinkled you ungrateful twit! When the hell are we going to see a celebrity who is actually, you know, grateful and humbled by the fact that they’re considered sexy and/or a sex symbol!? Honestly, I don’t know how the hell someone who looks like that (arguably the sexiest Johansson has ever looked) doesn’t think they deserve to be gushed over and called sexy by millions of people. Epically lame.

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Wow, this looks so good. I mean really, really good. I hardly pay attention to animated movies that aren’t a Pixar production (with the exception of Shrek of course), but DreamWorks Animation’s Monsters Vs. Aliens is about to change all that. It looks hilarious and loads of fun, and the voice talent is impressive with Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Will Arnett, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Rogen as BOB who steals every scene he’s in. Monsters Vs. Aliens hits theatres March 27th, 2009.

Sigh… Scarlett Johansson is killing me. During the whole Spirit world tour, not once did she show off her magnificent cleavage. Not once. Quite the opposite actually; she dressed like she was one of Golden Girls. And, as you can see here, she didn’t take my advice to drop enough cleavage to cause an earthquake at the LA premiere.

Now I want to say that she looks terrible, but I can’t because she still looks pretty damn good, and she still looks quite busty. But she doesn’t look anywhere near as shwingtastic as the old cleavage-popping Johansson we’re used to drooling over, and because of that she gets a big fat FAIL. Oh, and The Spirit has no chance of being a hit anymore.

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston joining the long list of celebrity babes who know exactly what to do to please the crowd when being a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman. And that’s showing off your legs as much as possible. And when it comes to killer legs, they don’t get sexier than Aniston’s lethal weapons.

And to no one’s surprise, Dave brought up Jennifer Aniston’s sexy GQ photoshoot, which I’m still trying to recover from, as I’m sure you guys are as well. Anyways, I didn’t bother to listen to the interview, but I did notice that Jen gave Letterman the tie she was using to cover up her bits from the photoshoot, which he promptly put on. Personally, I would have slept with it. And showered with it. And watched Supernatural with it, and… well, you get the picture.

The long awaited trailer for the long awaited Wolverine solo movie, officially titled X-Men Origins: Wolverine, has finally hit the net. This isn’t the $#!tty bootleg video that was released a few days ago, nor is it the trailer that was shown at this year’s Comic-Con. It’s the brand spanking new HD trailer, and I don’t care what the grapevine says… it looks awesome!

C’mon, you got all hell breaking loose with a vile looking Sabertooth, Gambit (finally), a super cute White Queen, and Wolverine attacking helicopters with only his claws. Sounds like a blast to me. X-Men Origins: Wolverine hits theatres May 1st, 2009.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There isn’t anything sexier than a girl who digs video games. And when said girl is uber hottie Marisa Miller, well then, you can forget about stupid video games and think about other things to do with a freaking hot supermodel. Anyways, here’s Marisa is at the 2008 Spike TV Video Game Awards showing off her mile-long legs and the rest of her insanely perfect body. Now that there is one girl I can gawk at all day playing the Wii Fit and not harass that it’s my turn.

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It seems like ever since Salma Hayek returned to attending events and shindigs after giving birth, she has done so with a vengeance. And when I say vengeance, I mean wanting to show up everyone who tried to steal her “Cleavage Queen” title while she was away. Here she is dropping some cleavage as no one else can at some shindig that I’m too awestruck to look up. Ah, Salma, how we missed you… even if you were only gone for a few months. Enjoy!

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson at yet another premiere for Frank Miller’s The Spirit. This time it’s the Paris premiere, and even the city of love can’t convince Johansson (and Eva Mendes) to get a little sexy show a little cleavage. As I said before, this movie needs all the help it can get thanks to the bad buzz it’s getting, and Johansson’s cleavage can do miracles when unleashed (examples here and here), so why the hell are the Spirit Babes still dressing like the Golden Girls?

Anyways, Frank Miller better hope that Johansson drops enough cleavage to cause an earthquake at the American premiere and in the TV spots or else nobody is going to want to see this movie. Luckily for me, I know for a fact that Johansson’s cleavage has a supporting role in the flick, so I’ll definitely be seeing it. What!?

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Yesterday we had the privilege of seeing Angelina Jolie looking absolutely stunning at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. She looked so jaw-dropping, in fact, that I proclaimed her The Sexiest Woman On The Planet (I always say that, but whatever, stay with me). Today we see her dressed considerably down at the premiere of Clint Eastwood‘s “Gran Turino”, and you know what? She still looks like the sexiest woman on the planet! Didn’t see that one coming did you? More proof of Jolie’s world-crushing sex appeal here and here.

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I’ll be honest with you guys, when I first heard that they were making a new Terminator movie without Arnold Schwarzenegger, I had my doubts. Well, after watching the first teaser trailer, and now the full theatrical Terminator Salvation trailer, I can say without a doubt that this movie is going to rock. The Terminators look freaking nuts, and Christian Bale as John Conner looks bad@$$. Believe it or not, this may actually be the best Terminator movie yet. Terminator Salvation hits theatres May 22, 2009.

The long awaited Powder Blue trailer starring uber-hottie Jessica Biel as a stripper has finally hit the net, and boy does it deliver. The trailer alone is probably the hottest thing you’ll see this entire year. Yes, Biel is that freaking sexy in it. There are tons and tons of shots of her dancing, and in all sorts of get-ups that will turn you into a drooling zombie. So basically, if you’re a fan of Jessica Biel… Merry Christmas. Powder Blue hits theatres at some point in 2009, but until then here are a couple of shwingtastic screen caps to hold you over.

Here’s the sexiest woman on the planet, Angelina Jolie, looking absolutely jaw dropping at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. That’s right I said it; The. Sexiest. Woman. On. The. Planet. How do you like them apples!?

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Umm, ok. My first question is how is it possible that cute little Hilary Duff has non-stop growing breasts? And my second question is how can I take her out for lunch? Not only has the Duffster gotten like, ten times hotter in the last year, but her breasts have grown at an expeditious rate. I’m not sure if it’s all because of a push-up bra, or my birthday wish from a few years ago, but Hillary Duff is officially a hot, busty celebrity babe.

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Here’s Kristen Bell at the Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique Celebration looking like a goddess in a skin-tight blue dress that leaves very little to the imagination. I don’t know who designed that dress or brought it into style, but everyone seems to be wearing it, and it’s literally a man’s (and woman’s) best friend. It does everything right; shows off the legs, the cleavage, the curves, and gives you one hell of a booty profile. And when you have a babe like Kristen Bell wearing one, it’s fireworks. Fireworks I say!

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If I could hive five you guys I would because that’s how stoked I am after checking out the new Friday The 13th trailer. The last trailer was literally just a tease, but this one shows Jason Voorhees in all of his gory glory going to town on the usual gang of intrusive camp counselors (nymphos, jocks, geeks, druggies, etc…) as only Jason Voorhees can. This is going to be so awesome. Friday The 13th hits theatres February 13th, 2009.

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Hold on to your hats people; it looks like the cutest celebrity babe on the planet (and my 2008 crush at that), Miranda Kerr, is engaged to her boyfriend, Lord of the Rings star Orlando Bloom. Here’s the incredibly depressing news:

MIRANDA Kerr will marry her British boyfriend, actor Orlando Bloom, The Sunday Telegraph can exclusively reveal.

The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments.

Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week. (Source)

Honestly, I don’t know what girls see in Orlando Bloom; I find he looks like an eighty-year-old man without wrinkles. So to me this makes about as much sense as Galactus shopping at IKEA… and for all of you non-geeks out there, that translates as IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO #$%#ING SENSE AT ALL!

Update: I knew it! According to E! Online the story is bull$#!!. Miranda Kerr’s rep has denied the report that she is engaged to Orlando Bloom. Now, having cleared that up, Miranda Kerr dating Orlando Bloom MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO #$%#ING SENSE AT ALL!