Scarlett Johansson Didn’t Drop The Cleavage
December 18th, 2008Sigh… Scarlett Johansson is killing me. During the whole Spirit world tour, not once did she show off her magnificent cleavage. Not once. Quite the opposite actually; she dressed like she was one of Golden Girls. And, as you can see here, she didn’t take my advice to drop enough cleavage to cause an earthquake at the LA premiere.
Now I want to say that she looks terrible, but I can’t because she still looks pretty damn good, and she still looks quite busty. But she doesn’t look anywhere near as shwingtastic as the old cleavage-popping Johansson we’re used to drooling over, and because of that she gets a big fat FAIL. Oh, and The Spirit has no chance of being a hit anymore.
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