I just wanted to take a few seconds and wish all of you naughty boys and girls a Merry Christmas and a Happy whatever-you-celebrate… and what better way to do just that than with giving you exactly what you wish for Santa to bring you every year? That’s right, Alessandra Ambrosio looking all kinds of hot in Christmas lingerie! Seriously folks, be safe and enjoy your families.

But wait, there’s more! It just wouldn’t be Christmas without the Star Wars Holiday Special! Here’s the original 1978 broadcast in its entirety. So site back, grab your eggnog, and find out why George Lucas and everyone involved would love to have this video wiped out from existence. Enjoy!

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If you thought Jessica Biel dressed up as a sexy little elf sounds enticing, guess again. Well, she is sexy, but this naughty little elf isn’t interested in candy canes and stuffing your stocking; she’s more interested in stealing your loot and so is her homicidal partner, Santa Clause. So check out this Funny or Die Christmas video, but don’t expect to laugh. It’s not funny. At all. But it’s not like you were going to watch it for anything other than gawking at Jessica Biel, right?

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The fine folks over at The Sun thought it would be a brilliant idea to get one of the hottest babes from the UK, Danielle Lloyd, to pose in some Christmas inspired lingerie… and they were freaking right! Is it too late to revise my Christmas list and replace the iPhone and Fallout 3 with Danielle Lloyd and a bottle of Baileys? C’mon Santa, don’t let me down!

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Wow, this looks so good. I mean really, really good. I hardly pay attention to animated movies that aren’t a Pixar production (with the exception of Shrek of course), but DreamWorks Animation’s Monsters Vs. Aliens is about to change all that. It looks hilarious and loads of fun, and the voice talent is impressive with Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Will Arnett, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Rogen as BOB who steals every scene he’s in. Monsters Vs. Aliens hits theatres March 27th, 2009.

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Here are the girls from The Hills at their Season 4 finale party. Yeah I know, they’re annoying as hell, but it’s not like I actually watch the show (at least not with the volume on), and the only reason I’m posting the pictures is purely superficial. That’s right; I think they’re hot. Although Audrina Patridge’s face still looks “off”, and whenever Whitney Port smiles she gives me that feeling like when a homicidal clown is looking at you. Lauren Conrad is definitely the cutest of the bunch, but I can’t help noticing how much she’s starting to look like my fifty year old Aunt Edna.

So… basically they all have great bodies, and not much else. Well, luckily for them this is Hollywood, and you obviously don’t need anything else to be famous. Oh, and if you were wondering where the hell Heidi Montag is… sorry; a sexy body can only get you so far.

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Umm, does anybody even give a crap about Stephanie Seymour these days? Well, just in case some of you still rock out to November Rain, here’s Seymour frolicking at the beach in a bikini looking somewhat hot considering her age and status (i.e. retired supermodel past her prime). Enjoy.

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You guys know that I’m a huge Joss Whedon fan, and an even bigger admirer of Eliza Dushku, right? So it pains me to say this, but… I think Fox may have been right. After watching this preview clip, I’m not surprised that Fox placed Dollhouse for a mid-season start. Sure it’s only a two-minute clip, but the only thing impressive about it is that Dushku can still pull off wearing a tank top like no one else, which is more than enough reason to watch the show, but as everyone knows, every second of a Joss Whedon scripted episode is more entertaining than a Friday The 13th marathon. This is just “meh” at best. Oh well, we’ll see in a couple of weeks.

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Here’s Angelina Jolie looking like her usual sexy self on the cover of the latest German edition of Cosmopolitan magazine. Yeah I know, it’s just one picture, but this is the… wait for it… Sexiest Woman on the Planet, so it’s definitely a must-post for me. And if you agree with yours truly that no one else even comes close to Angelina’s level of hotness (ok, maybe Megan Fox), then have fun fooling around in the bonus galleries I’ve posted. Enjoy.

Bonus Galleries:

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I’ve always had a thing for Bijou Phillips, but unfortunately she isn’t a big enough name in the biz to regularly show up at premieres and in magazine shoots, so I never really had the chance to gush over her. But that changes today because here she is showing off her most-perfect 10/10 body in the latest edition of DT magazine. Now I don’t know if it’s because Bijou is holding a very large knife or if it’s just something she exudes, but hot damn does she look like she’s the queen of naughty what?

Bonus Pictures:

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Are any of you geezers who grew up in the 80’s itching for a live action Thundercats movie? How about one with Brad Pitt in the lead as Lion-O and co-starring Hugh Jackman and Vin Diesel? Well, I can tell you right now that it’s never going to happen, but some poor soul with a few video effect tricks up his sleeve actually took the time to make a fake Thundercats trailer starring said actors. So, if you guys wants to crack up in amazment for about two and a half minutes, check it out.

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