It seems like the only time we see Elisha Cuthbert now is when she pops up in a photoshoot. She hardly stars in any movies, or shows up at any events, so photoshoots seems to be her only exposure. Well, considering I couldn’t care less about her acting career, it’s fine by me! Here she is in the latest Complex magazine actually looking like she’s trying to look hot… something she hasn’t tried to do in years. Honestly, I shouldn’t be so hard on her; she can still look like a hottie and she can definitely still unleash some killer cleavage. Enjoy.

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When Attack of the Show’s uber-hottie Olivia Munn isn’t trying to get people to sign her pie petition (50,000 signatures and she jumps into a gigantic pie wearing a naughty French maid outfit!), she likes to wear sexy panties on her head/face, as you can see here. Hence reason number twenty-three why Olivia Munn rocks. Bonus points if the panties don’t belong to her. Check out Olivia’s blog here for more of her shenanigans.

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The Black Dynamite red band trailer (i.e. 18 years old and over only kids) is easily the best movie trailer I’ve seen in a long, long time. Ok, I may be a little biased because of my love for Blaxploitation flicks, but seriously, watch the trailer and tell me it doesn’t have everything you would want to see in a movie. Awful acting, naked hotties, hilarious action scenes, etc… A release date hasn’t been announced yet, but I’ll definitely let you guys know as soon as there is one. Special thanks to Jon for the heads up!

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Here’s Kim Kardashian at the 2009 Moves Magazine Super Bowl shindig looking like she usually does (i.e. hot and busty). I haven’t posted Kardashian in a while and I thought I would miss her more, but I don’t, even with said bustiness. Maybe it has to do with her boyfriend tagging along. Yeah, that must be it. What a way to ruin a great shot of cleavage. Thanks for nothing!

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If I didn’t already know that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth just a few months ago, I would never have guessed by these pictures. Here she is looking totally hot and so not like any new mom I know at the Russell James Portrait Book Release Party. Then again she is a supermodel and her job is to look screaming hot non-stop, so I shouldn’t be too surprised. Hey, if a baby can’t stop Alessandra Ambrosio from looking that fine, then nothing can. Well, at least until she hits her 50s.

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Here’s the new Coraline trailer and it looks absolutely incredible. Wow! When I first heard that they were making this movie and that it would be in stop motion and not in 3d animation I was a little disappointed, but not anymore. The movie looks jaw-dropping. Then again it is from the directed of The Nightmare Before Christmas and is based on the book by comicbook God Neil Gaiman, so I should have known better. Creepy goodness! Coraline hits theatres February 6, 2009.

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Here are two of my most favorite things in the world to gawk at, 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord, and Spike TV’s Afro Samurai. AnnaLynne showed up at the Afro Samurai video game (woohoo!) launch party yesterday, and as you can see, she looked like her usual sexy sultry self. Now you guys know how much I dig girls who dig video games, right? So it shouldn’t come as a surprise when I say that AnnaLynne stock just went through the roof.

And since we’re on the topic of everything Afro Samurai, check out the PS3 video game footage here, and the trailer to the new Afro Samurai: Resurrection here. Can’t wait!

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Here’s Megan Fox in a photoshoot from a few years back and way before she became the hottie that we know and drool over today. I’m not exactly sure what this photoshoot was for (boring fashion?), but what I can tell you is that judging by these pictures I would have never guessed that she would end up being the hottest celebrity babe on the planet. She still looks cute but I don’t think I’d be asking her to the prom. Thank God for tattoos and grungy makeup. What do you guys think?

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Here’s Rihanna looking most excellent in a bikini in the February issue of GQ Mexico. She has one hell of a shwingtastic body, but what’s up with her eyes? I’m pretty sure she’s wearing contacts. I’m not sure why though; they make her look like a zombie. Whatever, a zombified Rihanna is still a knockout, and I wouldn’t have a problem letting her take a chunk out of me. Enjoy.

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The last instalment of PG Porn with Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni was one of the funniest videos of 2008, and the latest one, Roadside Ass-sistance, starring James Gunn and super hottie Sasha Grey is already a contender for this year’s best video. Don’t stop watching it halfway to run off and google Sasha Grey or anything; trust me and watch it until the very end… hilarious!

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