Just when things were looking up for all of us guys, another celebrity babe is officially off the market. Supermodel Adriana Lima has married NBA star Marko Jaric. Yeah, that Marko Jaric. Here’s the skinny on the depressing news:

An engagement ring on her birthday and a secret marriage on Valentine’s Day – who knew jocks could be so romantic!

Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria’s Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star Marko Jaric on Feb. 14 in Jackson Hole, Wyo., in a small, private civil ceremony, PEOPLE confirms exclusively. (Source)

First off, is eloping the same thing as being married? Unfortunately, I think it is. Second… Marko Jaric!? The guy looks like a failed science experiment! And last but not least, why the hell does Lima look even hotter now? She’s supposed to look less attractive now that she’s taken, but she looks hot as hell and bustier than usual in the latest Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Catalogue. As Commander Riker so eloquently says… “What the hell is going on here!?”.

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