Here’s the new, dark, and unimproved Scarlett Johansson at some boring shindig the other night. Ok, I’ve accepted the fact that Johansson has decided to dye her hair black, or dark brown, or whatever miserable color it is. And that she looks like an Adams Family reject. But for the love of Azreal, can she at least show some freaking cleavage!? Hell, even Goth chicks show the cleavage. Unfortunately, Johansson is covered up like my Aunt Edna. Sigh… I have a bad feeling that it’ll be a while before we see the cleavage popping blond Scarlett Johansson we’ve all drooled over.
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Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: