Here’s supermodel Doutzen Kroes busting out her bodacious curves at the beach for an upcoming Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Wow, can you say bootylicious? Now as I’ve said many times before, one of the reasons why I dig Doutzen so much and one of the reasons why she stands out from all of the other Victoria’s Secret models, is that she has a little more meat on her body. More “junk in the trunk” like all kids like to say. Or if you prefer, more “cushion for the pushin’” as my granny also likes to say. Anyways, the point is that Doutzen has some drop dead sexy curves on her, and they are on display for our viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

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Here’s Michelle Trachtenberg, who you may vaguely remember from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer and EuroTrip, looking surprisingly sexy in the newest issue of Complex magazine. Believe it or not, I’ve never really been into Michelle; I always thought she tried way too hard to look hot/sexy, and never came even close. But, I think she has finally achieved her goal with this photoshoot. Not only does she look hot and downright sexy in some of the shots, but she’s also making me squirm with a high dose of naughtiness. Hoochie mama!

And if these photos aren’t enough, check out the behind the scenes video to see Michelle looking even more hot as a superhero painter (what!?), and make sure to check out Complex’s website for more naughtiness. Enjoy!

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Yeah, Christine Juarbe really is that freaking hot (Click here)

Say hello to Kat Dennings’ button-busting bustiness! (Click here)

Miranda Kerr goes topless for the 2010 Pirelli calendar (Click here)

The sexiest College Babe you will see this year… wow! (Click here)

Tila Tequila unleashes her very circular cleavage (Click here)

Katharine McPhee has definitely a rocking body (Click here)

Smallville’s Kristin Kreuk looking like a naughty little minx (Click here)

Model Deanna Miller is so hot your face will melt (Click here)

Sigh… we so need more skimpy Autumn Reeser photos (Click here)

Sophie Monk in a pair of flimsy workout clothes (Click here)

Brooklyn Decker in a polka dot bikini? Yes please! (Click here)

Gemma Atkinson‘s bra/bikini top is ready to pop (Click here)

Taylor Swift looking like her usual super cute self (Click here)

Here’s the always uber cute, and coincidentally my future ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, prancing around at the beach in a tiny bikini for an upcoming photoshoot, and looking drop dead sexy while doing so! Sweet Christmas… now if these pictures don’t convince you that Miranda has one of sexiest/most perfect bodies, as well as being the cutest peach on the planet, well then, I’m sorry to say that you’re most definitely suffering from blindness. In which case you’re probably not even reading this. Errr, enjoy the pics!

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Here’s the UK’s best export since The Clash, Keeley Hazell, looking shwingtastic from head to toe in the newest issue of Maxim magazine. Yeah, the photoshoot is a little more, umm, subdued than we’re usually used to seeing Keeley in, but boy oh boy, does she look sexy or what? It just goes to show you how incredibly hot this peach is; she can steam up your monitor/iPhone even with a classy lingerie photoshoot (as opposed to a naughty one like last week’s most excellent Lynx photoshoot). Enjoy, and make sure to check out Maxim’s website for more Keeley Hazell hotness.

Maxim Photo Credit: Steve Shaw

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Here’s the bodacious Marisa Miller looking absolutely red hot in Victoria’s Secret new Love Rocks fragrance ads. Now I don’t know about you guys, but girls with guitars are one of my weaknesses (not to mention girls in skimpy lingerie), and when said girl with guitar (and skimpy lingerie) is none other than Marisa Miller, well, then you have what I like to call, a supernova of hotness. Oh, and I bet Marisa smells real sexy too. Enjoy!

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Karina Smirnoff‘s bikini pictures will drop your jaw (Click here)

Jessica Pare goes topless in Hot Tub Time Machine!? (Click here)

Penelope Cruz in see through lingerie? Yes please! (Click here)

The most shwingtastic Jessica Alba picture in existence (Click here)

Jessica Simpson unleashes her ginormous cleavage (Click here)

Christina Hendricks‘ uber bustiness is on a rampage (Click here)

Scooby Doo’s Linda Cardellini has one sexy tummy (Click here)

Clio Zenden in just a dress shirt just made my head spin (Click here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking drop dead sexy baby! (Click here)

Elsa Pataky and her killer legs are the hotness (Click here)

Say hello to Blake Lively and her super hot everything (Click here)

Eliza Dushku is totally popping out of her top (Click here)

Catherine Zeta-Jones is back… and bustier than ever!? (Click here)

Here are a whole bunch of Lindsay Lohan personal pictures… which basically means somebody snapped a couple of shots of Lohan while she was trying on some clothes. I’ll be honest; I’m a little disappointed that these photos are not more on the revealing side like her last personal photo was (see here), and like all personal photos are and should be, but I’ll settle for Lohan prancing around in that see through dress and showing off her legs, because even a little skin goes a long way when it comes to my fascination with Lohan (i.e. I think she’s freaking hot). Enjoy!

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I have absolutely no idea who Snooki is, and I’ve never watched Jersey Shore, nor do I plan to watch it and lose the respect of my fellow man, but here’s the always uber cute Mila Kunis playing Snooki in a Jersey Shore: The Movie spoof on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. And all I can say is that Mila looks freaking shwingtastic as this Snooki girl. Heck, she’s even showing off some cleavage, which may actually be a first for Mila. Hey Ferguson, more Mila Kunis/Snooki spoofs please.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I sure as hell can’t think of a better way to kick off the week than with drop dead sexy new photos of my number one crush, Candice Swanepoel, busting out her groovy curves in Victoria’s Secret swimwear. Hot damn, I just can’t get enough of Candice and her superhuman midsection (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips). Heck, everything about this peach is drool inducing; even her personality (see here). I know, crazy! And with all of that being said, enjoy the pics my peeps!

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