Sweet Christmas, did Jessica Simpson’s breasts get twice as big since the last time I wasn’t attracted to her? Because she looked like a double-D when she showed up on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, as you can see from these screen caps. As I’ve said before, I am in no way attracted to Simpson, but I definitely appreciate the effort and show of cleavage… as does Jay I’m sure. Anyways, this is for all of my peeps who actually do dig her, and don’t find that she looks like a tree trunk as I do, so enjoy!
Oh, and I didn’t post the video because that would be just plain cruel to the ears, and insulting to anyone over three years old. Booya!