Now you guys know that I don’t watch Jersey Shore and that I never plan to unless I purposefully want to humiliate myself, but I know some of you poor chumps dig the show, so I decided to post these photos of the Jersey Shore girls prancing around the Miami beach in their bikinis. So here’s Angelina Pivarnick, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, and Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley… whoa, hold on a sec; are those the names they actually want to go by!? Bwahahahaha! Anyways, I don’t know who the hell finds these girls attractive, but enjoy the photos if you do, and god have mercy on your soul.

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Here’s the lovely Emily Blunt prancing around Beverly Hills and looking surprisingly hot in a flimsy tanktop and tight jeans. Now I say that she looks surprisingly hot, because I’ve never really found Emily Blunt to anywhere near shwingtastic levels of hotness, but hot damn, she definitely is in these photos. Can you believe she has been hiding a groovy body like that under those Victorian dresses she had to wear for all of those boring movies she’s been in? Someone please cast her in a superhero movie ASAP… one where she would have to wear a skin-tight leather costume throughout the whole damn thing. Cheers.

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… and even though I didn’t read the caption or the tweet itself, I think it’s pretty damn clear that the photo is of Eliza at the very moment that she finally realized she’s dating Rick Fox. Well, it’s about damn time! Nice mouth by the way.

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Jessica Hart’s bikini body is a force to be reckoned with (Click here)

Whoa, Katy Perry shows off her ginormous breasts! (Click here)

Tara Reid is looking hotter than… ever! (Click here)

This scorching hot College Babe will make your face melt (Click here)

Yup, Demi Moore definitely still has a rocking body (Click here)

Marisa Miller in all of her sexy lingerie glory (Click here)

Emmy Rossum blows everyone else out of the water (Click here)

April Scott has one hell of a perfect 10/10 body (Click here)

Wow, Lucy Pinder puts the shwing in shwingtastic (Click here)

UK babe Suzanne Shaw is loaded with super hotness (Click here)

Petra Nemcova looking totally red hot (Click here)

April Rose will brainwash you with her cleavage (Click here)

Scarlett Johansson looking like her usual hot self (Click here)

Here’s Zoe Saldana getting seriously chesty and doing one hell of a job of looking absolutely stunning and at The Losers premiere in Hollywood. Now when I say that Zoe is getting seriously chesty, I don’t mean that she’s busting out the uber cleavage; quite the opposite as you can see. But she’s definitely showing off her chest like it’s nobody’s business, and I’m a big fan of the effort. I’m also a big fan of her killer mile-long legs. And her groovy hips. And her… well, you get the picture. Enjoy!

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Here’s Jessica Simpson doing what she does best (some would say what she only does), and that’s busting out her super cleavage… while her creepy hairdresser follows her from behind. Thankfully though, her cleavage is a powerful and seductive vision, which distracts us from said creepy hairdresser. Enjoy the bosom show!

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And now for something (or someone) completely different… here’s Vanessa Paradis in the latest issue of Vogue France looking like a naughty little soldier. Now I’m pretty sure that Vanessa isn’t exactly your cup of tea, but I’ve always had a thing for French girls in garter belts, and you can’t deny that she looks pretty damn sexy in that getup. Besides, if she’s hot enough for Johnny Depp, she must be hot enough for us to drool over, eh? Enjoy!

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I really can’t think of a better way to kick the day off than with this brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret VSX Sport photoshoot featuring the bodaciously hot (and sweaty) Doutzen Kroes. Sweet Christmas, if Doutzen ever showed up at my gym dressed in any one of those sexy little workout clothes and glistening in sweat, I can guarantee you that working out would be the last thing on my wind. Well, I should rephrase that… working out at the gym would be the last thing on my wind. You know what I mean? Oh, you do? Ok then, enjoy the photos!

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Taylor Swift looking way hotter and bustier than usual (Click here)

The uber hot Eva Amurri in a bikini? Yes please! (Click here)

Sienna Miller struts her killer legs in tight jeans (Click here)

Lindsay Lohan goes braless once again (Click here)

Spice Girl Melanie Brown gets super bootylicious (Click here)

Kim Kardashian in lingerie just made my day (Click here)

Estella Warren will make you squirm in your chair (Click here)

Sophie Turner’s killer bikini body is the hotness (Click here site NSFW)

Whoa, Brit Bliss unleashes her bodacious curves! (Click here)

Michaela Kocianova is one sexy Little Red Riding Hood (Click here)

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Blond babe Jennie Finch has one heck of a rocking body (Click here)

Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the Mother and Child premiere not looking like her usual busty self, but still looking pretty darn hot. I’m not sure why she isn’t unleashing the cleavage like she usually does (much to our approval), but she still has, surprisingly, something going on. It could be that unintentionally sultry look she’s giving. Actually, it’s as if her eyes are saying “yeah, I’ve got a killer body under this long-@$$ zipper dress”… but that could just be me daydreaming. Having said all of that, if you need to see the busty version of Amanda Seyfried, check out the bonus galleries below. Enjoy!

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