I don’t know about you guys, but dolls give me the wiggins, especially when they look alive and are hiding around corners just waiting to jump on your face. So much so, that I’m having a hard time enjoying this photohoot from Genlux magazine featuring a (literally) screaming hot Jessica Alba. It’s too bad, because I find Alba looking hotter than she has in a long time for a photoshoot. Good lord, those dolls are freaky! Now I’m going to have nightmares instead of my recurring Alba dream where she straps me to a bed and feeds me Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal in all sorts of sexy lingerie and bikinis. Ummm, enjoy?