I’m sorry to burst your bubbles this morning my peeps, but there’s a rather depressing rumor going around that the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, Megan Fox, has tied the knot with Brian Austin Green… yeah, David Silver from 90210. Here’s the skinny:
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii, TMZ has learned. The couple tied the knot late last week. We’re told only a half-dozen people attended. (Source)
I really don’t know what to say other than I pray to god that this is all bull$#!! I mean, I hope it is, because this would definitely put a damper on mine and Megan’s future relations. Now, I can understand if she was boozed up and unknowingly accepted the slimeball’s proposal, and if he drugged her and forced a priest to marry them at gunpoint, but if she willingly took part in all of this… I don’t even want to think about it. But you know what, even if it is true, I give them eighteen months.
Anyways, here’s a whole bunch of Megan’s sexiest moments to give you guys an idea of what David Silver is going home to every single night. Enjoy!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: