Miranda Kerr Got Married!? Nooooooooo!
July 23rd, 2010I have some very sad and depressing news to tell you this morning my peeps. Arguably the cutest supermodel on the planet, and some would say one of the cutest babes on the planet period, Miranda Kerr, got married… to Orlando Bloom. Here’s the skinny:
Supermodel Miranda Kerr and Hollywood hunk Orlando Bloom have married, Australian TV broadcaster Channel 9 reported Friday morning.
Australian-born Kerr’s publicist confirmed the nuptials to the station early Friday.
Kerr — a model for Victoria’s Secret and the face of Australian department store David Jones — will take time off from her fashion duties to celebrate her wedding to British-born Bloom, 33. (Source)
Now I don’t want to get into how much this saddens me personally (that’s a long story for another post), but I would really like it if someone would tell Miranda these two things… 1) that Orlando Bloom isn’t a good looking guy, and 2) that this isn’t 2003… meaning that Orlando Bloom is a freaking nobody now! Heck, I haven’t even seen him in anything since the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. Then again, if I were dating Miranda Kerr, I wouldn’t have time for anything else either… damn you Bloom!!!!!!
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July 24th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Orlando Bloom is good looking, you sound like one of those girls who complain Miranda Kerr is too skinny.