Well, for someone who was in jail and is now in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is all over the freaking place. We’ve seen her in four new sizzling photoshoots (see here) in the past couple of weeks, and today we get to drool over her badass cleavage in what looks like another promotional photo for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete. Now her last promo photo for the flick was pretty damn drool inducing as well, but this one is chock-full of hotness (i.e. Lohan cleavage), and I seriously can’t wait to see her unleash her drop dead sexiness in the movie.

And I can’t beleive I’m saying this, but I wouldn’t mind if Lohan stays locked away, because it seems like she’s more productive that way, and as you guys painfully know, I do enjoy my Lindsay Lohan photoshoots. Cheers.

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Here’s my onetime uber crush, Kristin Cavallari, paying for parking in Beverly Hills and looking like a hot little minx doing so. Now if you’re a long-time Popoholic reader, then you most likely remember how smitten I was with this peach, and it was mostly because of her sexy legs, which she would always show off… and it looks like nothing has changed; she still has a killer pair of legs, and she’s still showing them off. Another thing that hasn’t changed is the fact that she’s a reality star/pseudo celebrity. Meh, who cares. As long as she looks hot prancing around, eh? Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame

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What the hell!? Paris Hilton’s cleavage got ginormous! (Click here)

Jennifer Aniston has a sexy breast/top malfunction (Click here)

Wowzers, Katy Perry is busting out her killer cleavage! (Click here)

Nothing beats Kelly Brook in a tiny bikini top… (Click here)

Summer Glau looking her absolute sexiest? Yes please! (Click here)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead looking sexy and totally busty (Click here)

Sofia Vergara struts her groovy stuff in a tight dress (Click here)

Sophie Monk sure knows how to look like a sexy minx (Click here)

UK babe Lauren Pope will make your screen steam up (Click here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is dressed like a naughty schoolgirl (Click here)

Jessica Hart in a bikini just made my day (Click here site NSFW)

Hello! Eva Mendes unleashes her seriously sexy side (Click here)

Taylor Cole is new, and hotter than the freaking sun! (Click here)

Alright my peeps, you know the drill. I gush over Lindsay Lohan and go on and on about how freaking sexy she looks, and you fill the comments section with harsh words against Lohan, and yours truly (single tear, left cheek).

Honestly though, I have no idea how anyone can say that Lohan doesn’t look drop dead sexy in this photoshoot from the newest issue of Vogue Italy, especially when drool inducing stockings and plentiful cleavage are involved. Heck, this shoot may actually be Lohan’s sexiest this year, and that’s saying a lot considering her last three photoshoots have been off the charts hot. Oh well, for the five of you guys who agree that she’s a hot little minx, enjoy, and for the rest of you, let the hating begin!

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Photo Credit: Fame

Ummm, yeah, that really is Jessica Alba prancing around Los Angeles. I have no idea what the #%#@ happened, but this has to be the least attractive she has ever looked. Which is a shame because Alba’s hotness has had a renaissance this year, and has knocked it out of the park the last couple of months. Here she looks like… well, a normal person going out to do some errands. Yuck! We don’t want to see that, now do we? So I urge you to check out the bonus galleries bellow, and the last couple of shwingtastic Jessica Alba appearances to make up for this fashion nightmare. Enjoy!

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In the words of Futurama’s Professor Farnsworth… good news everyone! The cutest celebrity babe on the planet, and arguably my number one crush, Rachel Bilson, and Hayden Christensen (a.k.a. the wussy Darth Vader) have called off their engagement AND have officially broken up as well. Woohoo! Here’s the skinny:

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have officially ended their engagement.

Reports surfaced a couple months ago that the duo were on a break, but now the split is permanent. “Yes, the engagement is off,” Bilson’s rep tells PEOPLE, but declined to provide details on the breakup.

Distance was reportedly one of the main reasons for the split. With Bilson primarily in L.A., and Christensen in Canada, “It just wasn’t working out,” says a pal of the actress. (Source)

Lets hear it for long distance relationships! Yeah! Now I know it’s not nice revel in other people’s misfortune, but this isn’t a bad thing. Quite the contrary. Listen, it didn’t work out, so it wasn’t meant to be. And it was pretty obvious from the get-go that these two weren’t meant for each other, especially considering that a fortune teller once told me that Rachel would be my first wife (seriously, true story).

So now they can both stop wasting their time, and Rachel can finally start returning my phone calls, and Hayden can go marry a polar bear or whatever. And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve posted some of Rachel Bilson’s cutest moments on Popoholic. Enjoy, and can I get a Hallelujah!?

Photo Credit: Fame, Bauer-Griffin

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Here’s my future ex-wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, promoting Victoria’s Secret new “Incredible Bra”, but she could have fooled me because all I’m seeing is Candice’s incredible booty… WOW! I’ve gushed over this peach and her booty dozens of times, but I’ve never seen such a shwingtastic display before, and it’s all thanks to that skimpy little 70’s sci-fi outfit she’s wearing. Sweet Christmas, she looks freaking hot!

That booty is hands down the sexiest thing you’ll see all day… if not all year. Hell, I’m so distracted by said booty, that I’m barely looking at her killer legs, impressive cleavage, and those sultry looks that she’s obviously giving to yours truly. One more time… WOW!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Here’s Rihanna prancing around NYC and dropping some serious cleavage… literally! And thank the lord for that, because without her little cleavage show, this Rihanna appearance would have been a disaster and I definitely wouldn’t be posting photos of her wearing something that looks like a used car salesman’s suit bought in the early 80’s. I guess she realized how ridiculous she looked as well, and decided to hunch over and give us something worth gawking at just in time. Nicely done Rihanna. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, Fame

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Bar Refaeli busting out of her very tiny bikini? Hell yeah! (Click here)

Megan Fox showing off way more than she wanted to… (Click here)

Nina Dobrev from the Vampire Diaries has a sick body! (Click here)

Miranda Kerr is so damn cute I’m squinting at her photos (Click here)

Entourage’s Jamie-Lynn Sigler in lingerie is the hotness (Click here)

Jana Kramer is really, really hot… whoever she is (Click here)

Stacy Keibler is back and so are her mile-long legs (Click here)

Scarlett Johansson shows off her bodacious little body (Click here)

Ashley Greene jumps into a tiny bikini once again… yay! (Click here)

Mena Suvari has one hell of a cute little tummy (Click here)

The Jackass 3D movie trailer looks pretty freaking wild (Click here)

Mandy Moore looking super cute in a tight t-shirt (Click here)

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Here are a couple more photos of the uber cute Mila Kunis filming “Friends With Benefits” with future Oscar nominated actor Justin Timberlake, who is even more irritating than usual. So far I’ve posted three posts of Mila looking drop dead sexy on the set of the film, and all three posts were infected with Timberlake and his doorknob looks/mannerisms (see here, here, and here).

And the same goes for today’s batch of photos. These shots of Mila looking absolutely stunning in her sexy little business outfit would have been beyond hot… if it wasn’t for our buddy Timberlake. Still, I find myself gawking more at Mila than wanting to throw a bag of poop on Timberdufus, so I guess it’s not all bad. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame

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