Here’s my uber crush, Rachel Bilson, at designer Roberto Cavalli’s 40th anniversary shindig in Paris, France looking drop dead gorgeous. Wow! Like I said, Rachel is by far my number one celebrity crush, and I’ve gushed over her dozens of times, but sweet Christmas, I’ve never seen her look this stunning before. And not to mention, sexy… real sexy. Rachel is showing off some cleavage, a little shoulder action (my favorite), and her groovy little curves in a stunning tight dress. And I don’t know if Rachel is trying to give me a sign or something, but her dress totally matches my bed sheets. One more time… wow!

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Well, I heard the rumors and then the reports, but I didn’t believe them. But now with today’s evidence presented before me, I’ll have to face reality; my future ex-wife, supermodel Miranda Kerr, is pregnant. With Orlando Bloom’s baby. Here she is trying to hide her baby bump while on her way to some fashion shindig in Paris, France, and I’ll be damned if Miranda isn’t the cutest pregnant woman in the history of, ummm, pregnancy. It’s too bad she has terrible taste in guys, and I’ve posted a few extra shots of Orlando to give you an idea of just how terrible her taste in guys really is. Well, she’s lucky I like kids. Enjoy, I guess.

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Let’s all give uber cutie Hilary Duff a big ol’ “Happy Birthday!” for turning twenty-two years old the other day. Happy Bir… whoa, hold on a sec; she’s only twenty-two years old!? Yikes, she looks at least twenty-five. Hmmm, maybe it’s because she’s married. To a doorknob. Anyways, here’s the Duffster doing what she usually does; prancing around Beverly Hills and not working. Fortunately, she looks really, really hot doing so, especially when she slaps on a pair of skin-tight jeans. Enjoy!

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Hallelujah! Eliza Dushku has finally made a public appearance, and it’s a hot one! Here she is leaving a salon in West Hollywood, and looking totally drop dead sexy. Wowzers! And it looks like Eliza wanted to make up for lost time; not only is she showing off a tiny bit of cleavage and her sexy little legs in a pair of short shorts, she’s also all by her lonesome… no Rick Fox in sight, yay! The only problem is that there’s only one freaking photo. Don’t the paps know that this kind of hotness merits multiple shots!? Anyways, better to have one sexy new Eliza Dushku photo than none, right? Enjoy!

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Here’s one-time hottie Mischa Barton getting leggy with her little friend Irina Lazareanu at the Cointreau party at Dita Von Teese’s bar in Paris, France. Jesus, what the hell happened to Mischa!? She just doesn’t look bad, she looks scary as $#*!. And on top of that, she looks like she raided Prince’s closet. It’s a shame, because she’s showing off a sick amount of leg action without any sign of cellulite. Too bad everything else is a disaster. Ok, I’m not used to this kind of non-hotness (that goes for her friend as well) so that’s it from me. Hide your children!

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Now here’s a rare sighting; Jessica Alba showing off her sexy little legs in a short summer dress while prancing around town… and smiling. Wow, will you get a load of that. I’m actually so shocked at Alba’s public display of happiness that my focus is completely lost. What I should be doing is gushing over said sexy little legs and how ridiculously hot she looks, especially for a mom. Hmmm, I guess I just did. Enjoy!

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Here’s Rihanna strutting her gummybear thighs in a pair of skin-tight leather pants and showing off her funky red hairdo. Now you would think that Ronald McDonald-like hair would look ridiculous on a girl, but Rihanna is definitely pulling it off, and if you ask me, the fire engine red hairdo adds a little naughtiness to the package. That goes for her sexy leather pants as well. Anyways, she looks freaking hot, so enjoy!

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Here’s Taylor Swift at the Cavalli runway show in Milan, Italy looking like her usual uber cute little self, and lo and behold, pulling off Jerry Seinfeld’s puffy shirt. C’mon, doesn’t it look like the puffy shirt? Well, I think it does and I think it looks just as ridiculous. Having said that, even an old buccaneer’s raggedy wardrobe can’t stop Taylor from looking like a hot little minx, and it definitely can’t distract me gawking at Taylor’s skinny legs. Now that is one sexy pirate. Enjoy!

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Here’s Gossip Girl‘s Blake Lively on her way to her Late Show with David Letterman appearance and looking ridiculously sexy in a slightly see through dress. Unfortunately, you don’t get to see anything other than Lively’s granny underwear in a few of the shots, but that’s still pretty damn hot, right? Anyways, Lively is doing her usual thing, which is showing off her groovy curves and her killer mile-long legs like it’s nobody’s business. So, enjoy the show!

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As most of you faithful readers know, I was quite disappointed with Megan Fox’s appearance yesterday. Megan (aka The Hottest Celebrity Babe on the Planet) showed up at the Emporio Armani runway show in Milan, Italy not looking anywhere near as drop dead sexy as she usually does. Well, today’s appearance still isn’t up to her normal levels of sexiness, but it’s a step in the right shwingtastic direction.

Here’s Megan looking somewhat like a secretary and showing off her killer legs at yet another Emporio Armani runway show in Milan. The fact that she isn’t wearing a pair of glasses ruined her chances of getting a “hoohcie mama!”, but she still looks pretty damn hot, and way hotter than she did yesterday. Well, at least in the photos of her not being kissed and groped by David Silver. Enjoy!

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As you guys probably already know, last week Katy Perry had her Sesame Street guest appearance rejected because she was showing off too much of her ginormous cleavage. Too educational perhaps? Who knows, who cares? Anyways, Katy Perry was on Saturday Night Live this past weekend and decided to poke fun at the situation by showing off even more cleavage than Cookie Monster can handle in a tiny/ripped “tickle me Elmo” t-shirt. Well, at least it should be a “tickle me Emlo” t-shirt. Check out the video and the photos for an education on the female body that you’ll never get from a kid’s TV show. Enjoy!

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Here’s Hayden Panettiere doing a shwingtastic job of showing off her cleavage at some Oktoberfest shindig in Munich, Germany with her giant boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. I’m always impressed by how much cleavage this munchkin can actually form/display. I tend to think of Hayden as flat-chested (maybe because she’s do damn tiny), but I’m quickly reminded that she’s capable of squeezing out some surprisingly plentiful cleavage whenever she actually decides to do so. Another surprising fact is just how freaking huge and scary looking her boyfriend is, so I’m going to shut up now. Enjoy!

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Here’s Megan Fox at the Emporio Armani runway show in Milan, Italy still looking like the hottest celebrity babe on the planet but not looking as sexy as she usual does when she attends events and premieres. I don’t know what it is; maybe it’s because she’s attending the show with David Silver or maybe it’s because she isn’t dressed sleazy enough. Or maybe both. Whatever the reason(s), Megan isn’t very inspiring, and so for a first time, I’m disappointed with her appearance. Having said that, she still looks hotter than any other babe in Hollywood, and she’s showing off a ton of sexy leg action, so all is not lost. Enjoy!

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I’ve been gawking and commenting on celebrity babes for a living for the past four and a half years, so you can understand when I say that I’m not really shocked anymore by their hotness. So much so, that I’ve actually had to stop dating normal girls and exclusively date models and up-and-coming actresses just to be somewhat attracted to my flings.

Having said that, no matter how many times I’ve seen Olivia Wilde I’m still flabbergasted by her beauty. Here she is looking absolutely stunning and drop dead sexy at the ‘The Unmaking” The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala. From her eyes to her lips to her collarbone to her tiny cleavage… sweet Christmas, this girl is incredible! Enjoy this vision of perfection, and try not to drool all over yourselves.

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Last week I posted some photos of my uber crush, Rachel Bilson, all bundled up and not showing off her groovy little legs like we’ve been used to seeing her do all summer long. Obviously, this depressed me quite a bit; not just because she wasn’t showing off said groovy little legs, but because it was a clear sign that Fall is upon us and that from now on we’d be gawking at bulky sweaters and jeans.

Well, thankfully I was wrong and it’s still slightly warm in California. Here’s Rachel prancing around Beverly Hills in the shortest pair of shorts that I’ve ever seen her wear and showing off essentially all of her sexy little legs. And as if that wasn’t enough, Rachel clearly wanted this to be her Summer ’10 swan song, and decided to give us one hell of a booty shot as a send off, as you can clearly see drool over in the top photo… hoochie mama! Now if that isn’t a shwingtastic end to the summer, then I don’t know what is. Enjoy!

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Here are two brand spanking new clips from Megan Fox’s new movie Passion Play, and… eesh, I don’t know what to say. I’ve heard that the movie isn’t very good, and these two clips don’t help to convince me otherwise. Which is surprising considering that Bill Murray and Mickey Rourke are in the two scenes. Oh well, it could be just that the clips are taken out of context, right? Or maybe the movie is as “unfathomably bad” as I’ve read it is.

To be honest though, all I care about is gawking at Megan Fox, who looks freaking hot in the movie/clips. Check out the two new videos and judge for yourselves, and check out the third video, which was released a couple of weeks ago, to see Megan looking like a stunning angel. Literally. Have a good weekend my peeps!

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