Well, I heard the rumors and then the reports, but I didn’t believe them. But now with today’s evidence presented before me, I’ll have to face reality; my future ex-wife, supermodel Miranda Kerr, is pregnant. With Orlando Bloom’s baby. Here she is trying to hide her baby bump while on her way to some fashion shindig in Paris, France, and I’ll be damned if Miranda isn’t the cutest pregnant woman in the history of, ummm, pregnancy. It’s too bad she has terrible taste in guys, and I’ve posted a few extra shots of Orlando to give you an idea of just how terrible her taste in guys really is. Well, she’s lucky I like kids. Enjoy, I guess.
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