I’ve been gawking and commenting on celebrity babes for a living for the past four and a half years, so you can understand when I say that I’m not really shocked anymore by their hotness. So much so, that I’ve actually had to stop dating normal girls and exclusively date models and up-and-coming actresses just to be somewhat attracted to my flings.

Having said that, no matter how many times I’ve seen Olivia Wilde I’m still flabbergasted by her beauty. Here she is looking absolutely stunning and drop dead sexy at the ‘The Unmaking” The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala. From her eyes to her lips to her collarbone to her tiny cleavage… sweet Christmas, this girl is incredible! Enjoy this vision of perfection, and try not to drool all over yourselves.

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Last week I posted some photos of my uber crush, Rachel Bilson, all bundled up and not showing off her groovy little legs like we’ve been used to seeing her do all summer long. Obviously, this depressed me quite a bit; not just because she wasn’t showing off said groovy little legs, but because it was a clear sign that Fall is upon us and that from now on we’d be gawking at bulky sweaters and jeans.

Well, thankfully I was wrong and it’s still slightly warm in California. Here’s Rachel prancing around Beverly Hills in the shortest pair of shorts that I’ve ever seen her wear and showing off essentially all of her sexy little legs. And as if that wasn’t enough, Rachel clearly wanted this to be her Summer ’10 swan song, and decided to give us one hell of a booty shot as a send off, as you can clearly see drool over in the top photo… hoochie mama! Now if that isn’t a shwingtastic end to the summer, then I don’t know what is. Enjoy!

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Bar Rafaeli busts out her bodacious curves in a tiny bikini (Click here)

Sweet Christmas, Liv Tyler goes totally topless! (Click here)

Kate Beckinsale’s booty in tiny bikini bottoms? Hell yeah! (Click here)

Lindsay Lohan’s new mugshot is actually really, really hot (Click here)

Brooklyn Decker’s body is ridiculously sexy… wow! (Click here)

Elisabetta Canalis’ bikini is about three sizes too small (Click here)

The Vampire Diaries babe Nina Dobrev has some surprisingly shwingtastic cleavage (Click here)

Karissa Shannon is one hell of a naughty lingerie get-up (Click here)

Wow, Suelyn Medeiros’ cleavage is bodaciously perfect (Click here)

We so need more Catherine Bell shoots like this one (Click here)

Katherine Heigl finally bust out her mondo cleavage! (Click here)

Kelly Monaco’s rocking body in lingerie… ’nuff said (Click here)

Minka Kelly in old school socks is hotter than you think (Click here)

Jennifer Lopez shows off her big ol’ booty (Click here site NSFW)

Here are two brand spanking new clips from Megan Fox’s new movie Passion Play, and… eesh, I don’t know what to say. I’ve heard that the movie isn’t very good, and these two clips don’t help to convince me otherwise. Which is surprising considering that Bill Murray and Mickey Rourke are in the two scenes. Oh well, it could be just that the clips are taken out of context, right? Or maybe the movie is as “unfathomably bad” as I’ve read it is.

To be honest though, all I care about is gawking at Megan Fox, who looks freaking hot in the movie/clips. Check out the two new videos and judge for yourselves, and check out the third video, which was released a couple of weeks ago, to see Megan looking like a stunning angel. Literally. Have a good weekend my peeps!

Click here to see Video #1

Click here to see Video #2

Click here to see Video #3

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Here’s Halle Berry prancing around Beverly Hills and showing off her ridiculously hot body. And what’s even more ridiculous than Halle’s sexy little figure is the fact that she’s a forty-four year old mom. Sweet baby Jesus! Halle Berry is forty-four years old and popped out a baby and still looks like that!? I know (and date) models in their twenties who would kill (or eat a Big Mac) for a body like that. And that’s why Halle Berry is one of the hottest babes on the entire planet. Enjoy!

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Here’s Katherine Heigl finally making an appearance and finally going back to her blond look. The last couple of times we saw Heigl she was sporting a boring brunette hairdo, but now she’s back to almost looking like her old bodacious self. The only thing that’s missing is her groovy cleavage, which I haven’t seen in years either. It’s a shame, because Heigl has one of the best cleavage popping bosoms in showbiz. Don’t know why she would want to cover it up but freely show off her frumpy booty in skin-tight jeans. Oh well, enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel (and coincidentally my future ex-wife) Candice Swanepoel doing one hell of a job of modeling Victoria’s Secret new “Sexy Little Fantasies” line of lingerie, which looks to be totally catered to men. Woohoo! And as if seeing Candice in some of the sexiest little outfits I’ve ever seen wasn’t already sexy enough, Victoria’s Secret decided to make a short video of Candice prancing around and being a major tease in that drool inducing French Maid outfit… in slow motion! Good lord, this may be the most shwingtastic post of the year.

Enjoy the photos and the video, and check out the rest of Candice’s “Sexy Little Fantasies” photoshoot that we posted a couple of weeks ago to officially knock you out. Have fun!

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Maxim’s Hometown Hotties Finalist, Alyssa, is sexier than any celebrity babe you’ll see today… wow! (Click here)

Jessica Alba gets totally naked? Oh hell yeah baby! (Click here)

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Bar Refaeli’s body was made for skimpy little lingerie (Click here)

Ali Lohan inappropriately showing off her cleavage (Click here)

Kristen Bell looking sexy and showing some serious skin (Click here)

Adriana Lima killer legs in short shorts just made my day (Click here)

Yvette Martinez’s bootylicious booty will blow. Your. Mind! (Click here)

Krystal Forscutt definitely has the best cleavage on Earth (Click here)

Vanessa Hudgens looking so darn cute you’ll flip out (Click here)

Sophia Bush busts out her underrated bodacious curves (Click here)

Doutzen Kroes in naughty lingerie is definitely a must see (Click here)

Hello! Justene Jaro’s booty is out of this freaking world! (Click here)

Friday Night Lights hottie Minka Kelly had some sage-like advice for the troubled Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she had to say about Lohan and her “addiction” in an interview with HollywoodLife.com:

Actress Minka Kelly has said that Lindsay Lohan should move to an island in the Pacific to cure her addiction “to being in front of paparazzi”.

Kelly, who is engaged to New York Yankees baseball player Derek Jeter, said to HollywoodLife.com: ‘She should move to Guam. I’m not kidding. She should move to Guam for like a year.”

She added: ‘She’s addicted to being in front of paparazzi… if she just escaped and went somewhere where she’s not important to the paparazzi, she’d get herself better.’ (Source)

First off, I don’t think Lohan’s problems come from being addicted to the paparazzi. Quite the opposite; being followed around and having her picture taken actually makes it harder for her to do all the crazy $#*! she does that really gets her in trouble.

Second, you know where I think Lohan should move to? My parent’s basement! After one month of living with me in my fairly spacious and private quarters, the only thing Lohan will be addicted to is my sweet love making. Anyways, Minka Kelly may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she sure looks freaking hot. Enjoy!

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Here’s Odette Yustman at the premiere of “You Again” not looking anywhere near like “The Next Megan Fox”. Sigh… I’m sorry my peeps; I totally screwed up. I once proclaimed that Odette would be “The Next Megan Fox” (January 31, 2008 to be exact), and it really did look like she was set to be a major Hollywood hottie, but boy was I wrong. And this appearance is a perfect example as to why; she looks boring, she dresses boring, she does boring movies, and on top of all that, she shows up at events with her fiance… just blah!

Hell, at this point, Betty White oozes more sex appeal than this girl. Don’t get me wrong; she’s still a good looking peach… but good looking is the enemy of shwingtastic, and you need to be shwingtastic 24/7 to get even close to Megan Fox levels of dominance. Next!

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