Jessica Alba Obviously Doesn’t Download
October 6th, 2010Here’s Jessica Alba looking like a rocking mama while doing a little CD shopping at Best Buy… whoa, hold on a sec; she’s buying CDs? Who the heck still buys CDs!? I haven’t bought a CD in at least five years. Hell, I’m shocked that they still make/sell them. Hasn’t she heard of something called the internet, and more specifically, iTunes? And on top of living in the prehistoric age, she’s buying a ton of Beatles albums. You can’t get more prehistoric (or crap) than that.
The only music worth listing to in her pile of crap is Sublime and OK Go, and even those bands are just “alright”. Alba should come on over to my parent’s basement for a lesson in good music; first up after a little drink and getting to know one another is my favorite make out album, The Pixies’ Doolittle. Cheers.
Photo Credit: Fame
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October 6th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Doolittle rawks!
October 6th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
The Beatles have never been available digitally.
October 6th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
The Beatles are classic not prehistoric. The pixies? They’re not exactly an up and coming, hot, new, young band. But you sound like the type of music dork that does live in his/her parent’s basement so I guess this all makes sense.
October 6th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Sublime sucks.
October 6th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
The Beatles is crap but you’re alright with Sublime. Welp that wraps that one up.
October 7th, 2010 at 12:53 am
Yeah, I love “Doolittle”, but you can’t beat The Beatles remastered albums. And just like Pink Floyd, those albums are not available digitally because they are meant to be listened to with full high fidelity(like Buck from Boogie Nights says).
October 8th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Popaholic, you’re a know-nothing youngster who’s trying too hard to be hip. You’re not. You’re probably one of those annoying people with gameboy ADD who can’t stop texting and yapping about nothing as you walk around the streets. Yawn.