Here’s the usually somewhat hot Ashlee Simpson at the Decades Denim launch event in Beverly Hills helping prove my theory about girls with short hair. And that theory is that there are only three celebrity babes who can pull off the short hair look, and they are, in order of hotness, 1) Angelina Jolie, 2) Charlize Theron, and 3) Halle Berry. That’s it. Ashlee doesn’t look hot with that hairdo whatsoever. Unless your definition of hot is a girl who looks a hell of a lot like my old Emo college roommate who named his bed Rivers Cuomo. I’m serious.
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