Here’s Kim Kardashian leaving the gym after a strenuous booty workout I’m sure, and looking… whoa… what the hell is that!? Sweet Jesus, what in god’s name did she do to her hair!? It looks so freaking bad that I’m completely distracted from her bodacious curves. Damn! There isn’t anything bodacious about the way she looks now, especially after noticing that she’s prancing around with hardly any make-up on. Blech!

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Well I’ll be damned; it seems like every celebrity babe has decided to hit St. Barths for the New Year’s weekend. Here’s Demi Moore chilling out on a yacht with her husband Ashton Kutcher, and hello, what have we here? A few dark and grainy shots of Demi in a bikini top? That’s not too bad of a preview of things (hopefully) to come if you ask me. Anyways, Demi still looks freaking sexy, and she even looks sexy not in a bikini and prancing around in some sort of flimsy little outfit that’s doing an impressive job of showing off her still rocking body. Which I can’t wait to see in a tiny bikini. I hope. Soon. Enjoy!

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Here’s Fergie just moments after arriving in St. Barths with her husband Josh Duhamel, and you know what that means, right? Yup, we’ll be drooling over Fergie’s bodacious body in a bikini any day now. Whoohoo! Hey, I said her body was bodacious, ok? I didn’t say anything complimentary about her face. Anyways, she actually looks alright prancing around in that tanktop and dropping a little bit of cleavage. Her vomit inducing psychedelic pants on the other hand, just make me want to to see her jump into a bikini all that much more. Enjoy!

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Here’s the uber cute and now single (woohoo!) Vanessa Hudgens prancing around Studio City, California, and looking like she’s talking into her sleeve once again. Now the last time Vanessa got caught talking into her sleeve, I thought she looked a little too much like an undercover secret agent, and I was worried that her cover was blown thanks to the paparazzi, but that obviously wasn’t the case, because as everyone knows, secret agents are never that hot. Ummm, or filthy rich and famous. Anyways, this time around, she just looks weird. Like, really weird. Oh well, at least we got a pretty damn hot booty shot out of all of this (first row, last pic). Enjoy!

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Here’s Jessica Simpson doing a little shopping and enjoying the holidays in Aspen, Colorado, and jeez louise, it looks like she’s enjoying them a little too much. Damn, I can’t believe that this is what she looks like now. Not only does she look bloated and far from being hot, and not to mention like a fashion nightmare, but she looks worse every single time I see her. What the hell happened to the hot little minx with the rocking body and the terrible singing/acting that I used to drool over!? Wait, please don’t answer that; I don’t want to hear about her epic hotness decline. For the love of god, let me just keep the hot/skinny pink bikini version of Jessica Simpson in my head, and forget about this oddity I see before me today. Thank you.

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Oh boy, here we go again. Mad Men’s bodaciously busty Christina Hendricks is the latest name to be added to a long list of actresses who could potentially play Wonder Woman in a live action film… which I’ve said many, many times, will never get made. Anyways, here’s the skinny:

Christina Hendricks says she would “love” to play Wonder Woman in an upcoming film adaptation.

The “Mad Men” actress told TV host Rachel Ray that nothing is official yet, but she did hear that she was being talked about for the role.

“I heard that rumor too — I don’t know where it got started but I love it!” she said.

“I’ve been wanting to wear that outfit my whole life! I’d love to (do it). That would be such fun! Let’s put it out there!” (Source)

Holy cats, this Wonder Woman casting is getting out of hand. I almost wish that they make the damn movie so I can stop hearing about which actress is up for the role. Cast the damn movie already, and have Jessica Biel play Wonder Woman. Case closed! Having said that, Christina Hendricks would also make a great Wonder Woman… for all the wrong reasons. Well, for all the “right” reasons if you consider seeing her ginormous bosom in the infamous costume as reason enough to make a Wonder Woman flick. Other than that, enough with the ridiculous casting rumors already!

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Hold on to your hats my peeps. The ridiculously sexy Jessica Alba recently commented on being a sex symbol once again, but you’ll be surprised at how she handled it this time. Here’s the skinny:

Jessica Alba has said that she finds it flattering that she is still considered to be a sex symbol by her fans.

The Little Fockers star, who made her film debut in 1994’s Disney comedy Camp Nowhere, told Harper’s Bazaar that she is surprised that the general public still holds her physical appearance in such high regard.

“I thought that was over and they’d moved onto someone else,” she said. “It’s very flattering. You know, it helps being airbrushed and having make-up artists and hairdressers.” (Source)

Well, it’s still clear that she doesn’t consider herself a sex symbol, but she didn’t completely shoot down and spit venom on the notion like she used to. Shocking! Which makes her look slightly less of a prude, and slightly more attractive I think. Anyways, here she is prancing around Los Angeles with her doorknob husband, and not really looking like a sex symbol at all; a pretty damn hot mom on the other hand…

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Here’s Rachel Bilson prancing around Glendale, California and doing a little shopping with a friend. All the while, looking as uber cute as ever. Now I’m not used to seeing Rachel prance around in ugly old granny sweaters (I much prefer her short shorts), but considering that it has been far too long since I’ve had the pleasure of gawking at her, I’ll let this one slip. Besides, I usually just look at her face. What!? Ok, ok, I’m checking out her cute little legs most of the time… but that doesn’t mean her face doesn’t make me weak at the knees as well. Enjoy!

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Here’s Jessica Alba prancing around in West Hollywood, and looking like one drop dead sexy mama while doing so. And it’s all thanks to her actually smiling in a few of the photos. Bwahahaha, ok, that’s not true. Well, she is smiling, but the real reason that this appearance has me squirming in my chair is because of her sexy show of legs and her sexy awkward stance. Yup, the girl knows how to strut her stuff, and she sure knows how to show off her killer legs. Love ’em. Enjoy!

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Here’s one of my future ex-wives, Emmanuelle Chriqui, looking like her usual perfect/uber hot little self while on her way to a Lakers game with… whoa, what the #%&@ is that!? Please, please somebody tell me that her “male companion” is her deadbeat brother and not her significant other. Because if it is the latter… sweet baby Jesus… direct me to the closest bridge so I jump off the damn thing! Good god, look at him… arrharahha!

Now the only thing that’s saving this Emmanuelle Chriqui appearance from completely ruining my Christmas buzz is the fact that she still looks ridiculously hot, even with that thing next to her, and the fact that you can see her bra in a few of the shots. Other than that… blech!

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Here’s my favorite ex-Playboy babe, Karissa Shannon, looking like a drop dead sexy fox in a pair of skin-tight jeans and a tight tanktop while on her way to the Christmas day Lakers game with Pete Ross from Smallville. Now as you can see from the top pic, this girl’s booty rocks like AC/DC. But the drool-fest doesn’t end with her booty; as you can see from the rest of the photos, Karissa looks insanely hot from the front and from every other possible angle as well. Basically, the girl is a supernova of hotness… yeah, even if she is dating Pete Ross, and even if she is a Lakers fan. Enjoy!

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The new blond version of Emma Stone was a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the other night, and as you can see, she’s definitely not looking as uber cute as she did when she was a brunette. Which is surprising, because babes always look better when they go blond, don’t they? Anyways, having said that, once she starts talking, I turn to mush. I don’t what it is exactly, but I totally dig the way she speaks. So much so, that I’m captivated with every word and every boring story she says. Sigh… she is such a hot little nerd. Ok, enough gushing, check out the two-part interview below and be prepared to melt in to a puddle.

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Here’s Jessica Alba looking ridiculously cute while promoting her new movie Little Fockers on some TV show called The Talk… that looks eerily familiar to The View (although this one has the still uber hot Leah Remini). Anyways, Alba had me fooled because when she came out on stage she looked like she was wearing a see-through a dress, but alas, that obviously wasn’t the case. But that doesn’t change the fact that Alba looks really, really cute and pretty darn hot. Not to mention, very, very nervous. Yikes! But then again, who wouldn’t feel nervous in a room surrounded by all those crazy gals? Enjoy!

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I don’t know if it’s because everyone is out shopping in some magical secluded shopping mall island or what, but this is the most existing candid celebrity appearance I could find today. Yeah, I know. And the worst part isn’t that Zoe Saldana is covered from head to toe in winter clothing; it’s that she’s dating this loser lumberjack (i.e. Keith Britton). What the hell is wrong with her!? She can do soooo much better (i.e. me!). Oh well, at least she still looks freaking cute in the photos. Enjoy… or at least try to.

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The new PETA campaign has arrived just in time for the holidays, and it features, coincidentally, one of my future ex-wives, Chuck’s Yvonne Strahovski. Now PETA has always been successful in regards to getting people’s attention with their pseudo naked ads, but this one here just so happens to be my favorite one yet, even if the celeb in question is wearing way more clothing than we’re used to seeing in a PETA advertisement.

You see, not only does Yvonne look like she came straight from heaven, but she’s also showing off all of her ridiculously sexy legs, which are the equivalent of an atomic bomb of hotness. Oh yeah, she’s also a dog lover, and so am I. And I also consider myself an Yvonne lover as well, so there you go. Enjoy the photo (and the shwingtastic bonus galleries bellow), and make sure to head over to PETA’s website, and hey, consider adopting a cute little pooch for Christmas this year!

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Somebody please tell me that this is a bad dream. Or at least, that this is a holiday prank that these two youngsters decided to pull on us. Please, anyone!? Sigh… here’s the adorably hot Selena Gomez prancing around Miami with the biggest doorknobs to ever hit stardom, Justin Bieber. Now I know that they’re not dating (because the Earth would have cracked in half), but just seeing them hanging out with each other is catastrophic enough. On the positive side, it looks like Selena quickly got some space between her and the Beiber once she noticed that the paps were snapping photos of them. Good girl. Now stay the #&@! away from him, please!

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