Here’s Jessica Simpson doing a little shopping and enjoying the holidays in Aspen, Colorado, and jeez louise, it looks like she’s enjoying them a little too much. Damn, I can’t believe that this is what she looks like now. Not only does she look bloated and far from being hot, and not to mention like a fashion nightmare, but she looks worse every single time I see her. What the hell happened to the hot little minx with the rocking body and the terrible singing/acting that I used to drool over!? Wait, please don’t answer that; I don’t want to hear about her epic hotness decline. For the love of god, let me just keep the hot/skinny pink bikini version of Jessica Simpson in my head, and forget about this oddity I see before me today. Thank you.
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