The 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards were held last night, and the only celebrity babe other than Natalie Portman that caught my eye was a cleavage popping Sofia Vergara. Surprise, surprise. Now I don’t have to go on about how ridiculously sexy Sofia’s curves are, and how awesome her cleavage is, right? Not when there are photos like these staring back at you, eh? Didn’t think so. And hey look, she won the award for “Best Cleavage On TV”. No, she didn’t, but she should have, and I should have presented it to her. In my parent’s basement. Ok, that’s enough. Enjoy!
Here’s Natalie Portman looking like a goddess, and very, very pregnant at last night’s 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. Now I don’t know if Portman won anything for her work on Black Swan, but she sure as hell should get an award for the “Hottest Soon To Be Mom”. Wow! She looks absolutely stunning, and curvy, and I’m this close to saying that she is the hottest pregnant babe ever. Unfortunately, the guy who knocked her up, and is engaged to her now, is a male ballerina who looks like this. Uuurrghh. Oh well, enjoy.
Last I heard, or looked out my window, it was winter, but that obviously doesn’t stop Amanda Seyfried from showing off all of her sexy little legs. Wowzers! Here she is doing a little spring cleaning and donating a whole bunch of unwanted stuff to her local Godwill in Los Angeles, and… hold on a sec… a lot of those things look like presents that I sent Amanda… you don’t think… nah, she’s probably just getting rid of her clothes that just happen to look like the skimpy shirts and shorts that I sent her. Anyways, enjoy the sexy leg-fest!
Here’s the uber cute Selena Gomez being uncharacteristically shy while going through LAX airport the other day. But as hard as she tries, she just can’t hide her uber cute little self. And by uber cute little self, I totally mean her booty, which looks pretty damn shwingtastic in those skin-tight jeans. But nothing beats the sexiness exuding from that photo of her handling her Mac. Sooooo hot. What!? I’m a sucker for sexy laptops. Enjoy!
Here’s the adorably hot Amanda Seyfried walking around in West Hollywood… with Ryan Phillippe. Sigh… man, is that a depressing sight, or what? Amanda is hands down one of the hottest new babes to emerge in the last couple of years, and one of my personal favorites. So to see her with Ryan Phillipee is definitely a “WTF!?” moment. Seriously, Ryan Phillipee!? What is this, 1998!? Hopefully Amanda will return my phone calls (and emails, text messages, etc…) and explain to me that she just ran into this doorknob on the street and that they’re definitely not dating. Next!
Here’s Kristin Cavallari prancing around West Hollywood, and hot damn, does she looks freaking hot, or what!? She’s doing everything right to get me to drool over her, which is showing off her cute little bosom in a flimsy top, and showing off her groovy legs in a pair of leggings. Ummm, yeah, I guess you guys can tell that I have a thing for peach, eh? Well, if you have somewhat good vision, then so do you, so enjoy!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never seen this behind the scenes video of Stacy Keibler’s ridiculously sexy Maxim photoshoot, so I’m posting the damn thing even if it is old. C’mon, take a look at that booty and those legs, and tell me that you wouldn’t want to see ’em again. And again, and again, etc… And I’m also posting a whole bunch of screen caps because I can’t find the damn photoshoot. And because of the booty. Good lord that booty! And because of her legs, and her sweet face, and… oh hell, I can go on and on. But that’s it for me; I’m off to lunch early today, because it’s Friday, woohoo! Have a good weekend my peeps!
Here are a bunch of screen caps and the video for Avril Lavigne’s new single “What the Hell”. Now normally I wouldn’t bother posting screen caps from an Avril Lavigne music video, let alone the actual video, but we get to see Avril prancing around in her sexy little lingerie. And considering that this girl has a freaking hot body (hot damn does she ever!), I just had to do a post on it. And on the plus side, you can watch the video on mute. Enjoy!
Here’s Lauren Conrad prancing around Beverly Hills the other day and showing off her groovy legs/thighs in a pair of ultra-tight jeans. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s Lauren Conrad, but what do you want? I think she has a sexy little body, and I’m a sucker for a groovy pair of legs saran-wrapped with a pair of jeans. Having said that, I would advise you guys to just focus on said groovy legs, because her face is starting to look as old as my aunt Edna’s. Enjoy!
First off, I can’t believe that I’m doing a post on Nicky Hilton either! Actually, this is my first Nicky Hilton post I’ve done in five years. Anyways, here she is prancing around West Hollywood and looking way hotter than she has ever looked. Seriously, doesn’t her body looking rocking? I personally don’t ever remember her having a sexy pair of legs/thighs/hips like that, or even looking remotely attractive. But she does now (or at least today), and I’m totally digging her skinny little legs in those skin-tight cyberpunk flavored pants. So, enjoy!
Here’s Jessica Alba looking absolutely stunning and dropping some shiny and plentiful cleavage at the Vogue Paris Dinner Party. Now Alba has been tearing it up for the past year with her “hotness renaissance”, but surprisingly, it’s not often that we’ve seen her unleash her cleavage. But when she does, as is the case with today’s appearance… hoochie mama! This girl’s hotness is multiplied by… $#!!, I don’t know; ummm, a very big number! See? She looks so damn sexy busting out her bodacious little bosom that I can’t even think straight. Enjoy!
Here’s the ultra hot Olivia Wilde at the Vogue Paris Dinner Party trying her hardest to look like she has cleavage. Or something like that. I’m not quite sure what her intentions are or what it is she’s trying doing exactly, but it definitely has to do with her cute little bosom, so I’m digging it. Actually, I’m digging every single inch of this peach. Hands down one of the sexiest babes on the planet; with or without a plentiful bosom. Enjoy!
Here’s Blake Lively, who usually looks like perfection personified, on the set of Gossip Girl picking some food out of her teeth with her finger, and… bah, who am I kidding… she still looks freaking hot, even if I do feel slightly nauseous at the thought of what she’s doing. Besides, I can always look at her mesmerizing cleavage, killer legs, and screaming hot booty if I need a distraction. Unfortunately, she’s not showing off any of her holy trinity, so… yeah, I think it’s time for the next post as well.
Let me just start off by saying that I totally dig Whitney Port. I think she’s insanely hot (yeah, I said it!), and I think she has sexy scrawny legs. And you guys and gals know how much I dig a babe with skinny long legs, right? Well, here she is showing off said skinny legs in (almost) their entirety… and showing off her scrawny little booty too! Which, surprise surprise, I find freaking hot as well. So it’s official; I totally dig this girl from head to toe, and from front to back. Let the hate email begin!
Here’s Ashley Tisdale promoting something nobody really cares about at The Grove in Los Angeles, and looking like a hot little mix in a pair of fancy short shorts. Say what you will about Ashley, but you can’t deny that she has a groovy body, and especially a killer pair of legs, which are on shwingtastic display as you can see. And for Ashley to look that freaking hot wearing something that looks like it was made out of a doily says a lot about this girl’s underappreciated hotness. And legs. Enjoy!
Here’s the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, Megan Fox, prancing around Los Angeles and looking ridiculously hot… even if she is wearing some fancy shamncy dress and a huge sweater. I’m used to drooling over this babe in skin-tight jeans/workout pants, or in some skimpy little outfit that shows off a whole lot of skin; not something that my aunt Edna would wear to church. Having said that, Megan still looks scorching hot. So much so, that she needs to keep a huge bottle of water with her in case of dehydration. Booya!
