Alright my peeps, sit back and relax, because it’s time for our annual look back at the previous year’s most shwingtastic celebrity babes; Popoholic’s Top Ten Celebrity Babes of 2010 list! Now just so you know how this works, the list has nothing to do with gossip or scandals, work output, or who was the most searched celebrity on the internet, or blah, blah, blah. This list consists of the top ten babes who I thought rocked 2010. With their hotness. That’s it. And clicking on the celebrity babe’s name or photo brings you to their respected archive where you can see all of their sexy shenanigans from 2010. Ok, here we go!
UFC babe Arianny Celeste made it on to 2010’s top ten list because of only one photoshoot. Yeah, that’s right; one photoshoot. But sweet Christmas, it was something to behold. In fact, Arianny’s drop dead sexy Maxim photoshoot was, hands down, the sexiest photoshoot of the year in my not so humble opinion. I could just imagine the chaos this peach would have caused if she actually did more than one photoshoot last year…
Yeah, Rachel Bilson is still my number one celebrity babe crush, so she makes the list even if she didn’t do anything other than prance around the town this past year. Having said that… nobody, and I mean nobody, looks more adorably hot than Rachel Bilson when she struts her stuff around town, especially in a pair of short shorts, which she thankfully wears very often. Her groovy little legs, her gummybear thighs… hoochie mama!
Natalie Portman almost didn’t make the list thanks to the very recent revelation that she’s a) pregnant, b) engaged, and c) to a male ballerina. But when she wasn’t breaking our hearts, she was making us drool like damn fools by showing off her killer booty in a medieval thong in the Your Highness trailer, and looking insanely perfect at every single Hollywood shindig she attended. But seriously… a male ballerina!?
2010 is the year that Amanda Seyfried went from being that weird looking girl in Mean Girls to that cleavage popping babe that makes me weak at the knees every single time I see her. And when she wasn’t dropping her most plentiful cleavage, or showing off her drool inducing skinny little legs for that matter, she was always looking adorably hot. Yes, even in a butt ugly winter hat.
Did you really think that the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, Megan Fox, wouldn’t make the list? Now Megan may have had a quite second half of the year, but she practically owned the first half of 2010. Hell, her sultry and uber sexy Armani Underwear ads and videos, and her mind-blowing bikini photos alone were enough to warrant her a spot on the top ten. Plus, she’s the hottest celebrity babe on the planet!
Ummm, do I really need to explain why Christina Hendricks made the top two… I mean, top ten list? Not since Salma Hayek have we had a celebrity babe who seems to enjoy showing off her ginormous bosom every single chance she gets. And Christina sure knows how to show off said ginormous bosom. Wowzers! Here’s hoping she will continue to do so until, oh… 2025. Hands down the new “Cleavage Queen” of Hollywood.
Ashley Greene is another celebrity babe who doesn’t actually do anything other than prance around the town and go to the gym. And it’s because of the latter that she made the list. This girl’s body is freaking jaw dropping in skin-tight workout clothes. Hell, she looks freaking amazing wearing absolutely anything, but it’s in spandex that this girl really shines. And to top it all off, she musters up some impressive cleavage very often as well. And she shows off her killer legs almost as much. Bah, I can go on and on…
As much as I can’t stand Katy Perry, I’m mesmerized by her bodacious cleavage. Which is saying something, because I really, really can’t stand this doorknob. Anyways, her super cleavage and her enthusiasm for showing off said super cleavage and her groovy curves are the only reasons why she made the top ten. I honestly didn’t even take her face, and especially her terrible music into account. Hey, at least I said nice things about her stupendous bosom!
At the beginning of 2010, Jessica Alba’s hotness was just a distant memory, but she really turned things around the past year. Jessica Alba’s “hotness renaissance” was my favorite celebrity accomplishment of 2010, and I’m happy as a pig in $#!! that this girl is back to looking like her old drop dead sexy self. And I’m even happier that she showed off more skin in 2010 than ever before. And her return to glory is even more impressive when you’re reminded that she’s a mom. A really, really, really sexy mom that is.
Oh, c’mon, did you really think that my number one babe for 2010 would be somebody other than supermodel Candice Swanepoel!? This peach is so damn sexy and perfect from head to toe that I practically posted a photoshoot of her every single week. Sometimes multiple times per week. Really, can you blame me? Like I said, she’s freaking prefect. I mean, just look at the top photo. Her face, her legs, her booty, her ridiculously sexy midsection (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips) demanded to be gawked at, and as often as possible. And it still wasn’t enough. Thankfully for me, Candice is my future ex-wife (seriously, a fortune teller told me that). Oh yeah, and I was gushing over this girl even before 2010, so no bandwagon jumping from yours truly. Booya!
That’s it my peeps; I hope you enjoyed the list. Please leave your comments below and let me know who you think rocked 2010, and how wrong and crazy I am once again. Peace out, and here’s to an even more shwingtastic 2011!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: