Natalie Portman may be knocked up and engaged to a male ballerina, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean that we still can’t drool over pseudo naked photos of her anymore. Here’s Portman’s new Miss Dior Chérie advertisement, and as you can clearly see, she looks stunningly perfect. And naked. And so, this post abruptly ends with me crying like a baby, and with an even more vicious hatred for male ballerinas than before. Enjoy.