As you guys know, the 83rd Annual Academy Awards were held last night, and they were as boring as #$!%. Boring movies, boring acceptance speeches, boring celebrity babes in boring dresses… boring everything. Well, one of the few celebrity babes who not only caught my eye, but totally ruled the Oscars was Mila Kunis. Here she is looking like a supernova of hotness and dropping some impressive cleavage in a flimsy little dress. Hot damn, this peach just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Lord have mercy!
And please… please don’t even mention Natalie Portman and/or how she looked hotter, because she didn’t. Sure, her cleavage was magnificent, but that’s only because a male ballerina knocked her up. Now I’ve posted some photos of her as well to compare, but seriously, there’s just no beating Mila Kunis. Enjoy!
Believe it or not, the hottest babes were not seen prancing around the red carpet at last night’s Oscars, but instead they were seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and oh lordy did they look freaking hot. Kimmel gathered some of the hottest babe in Hollywood for his “Hottie Body Hump Club” video skit, which consisted of Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and good ol’ Lindsay Lohan humping away on a bunch of exercise balls. In skin-tight clothing, and with a vengeance. Enjoy the video and the screen caps, and try not to have an aneurysm.
Here’s Scarlett Johansson not showing off her once glorious cleavage, but thankfully she’s looking damn hot and pretty damn curvy in a formfitting dress at last night’s 83rd Academy Awards. Now normally I’d be all over Scarlett (I wish) for not dropping the cleavage, but I’ve given up on that (quite reluctantly I might add) since we haven’t seen her cleavage in years. So I’m just going to focus on her bodacious curves and booty, and her slightly hotter aura, which is a result of new single status. So, enjoy the curvy hotness!
Here’s Emma Roberts pumping gas at a gas station in West Hollywood, and as you can see by the photos, and especially by the drool inducing top photo, she looks freaking hot doing so. Wowzers! Now it’s not enough that this girl is one of the most underrated hotties in Hollywood, and it’s also not enough that she’s wearing skin-tight jeans and showing off her sexy little legs, but she had to pump gas in that pose, which is making me seriously weak at the knees. One more time… wowzers!
Ok, so while practically every celebrity babe on the planet got dolled up for the Oscars this past weekend, Ashley Greene was doing something I would rather her be doing than attend some fancy shmancy shindig… yup, you got it; she was working out her uber sexy little body. Here she is leaving her gym in Los Angeles and showing off said uber sexy little body in a pair of skin-tight workout tights and looking ridiculously hot all around. And not to mention, looking damn fit. So while every other celebrity babe was sipping champagne and stuffing their faces with high calorie appetizers, Ashley was busting her chops at the gym. And she’s hotter for it. Enjoy!
Here’s the uber cute Vanessa Hudgens looking ridiculously sexy at the premiere of her new movie, “Beastly“. Hello shwingfest! Now I don’t want to waste your time by going on and on about hot freaking hot this little minx looks at this shindig, and how she’s mustering up enough cleavage to make me go gaga, and how she’s showing off her sexy little stems, and how she’s doing one hell of a job of busting out her groovy curves, and… woops, I guess I just did. Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Enjoy!
Here’s Jessica Biel hanging out in Beverly Hills and looking like she forgot to do her make-up before heading out. Or it could be that she purposefully didn’t do her make-up, because she knew she would still look like a supernova of hotness. Lord have mercy… this peach looks just as freaking hot without layers of make-up on her face; quite the opposite of ninety-nine perfect of celebrity babes (and women for that matter), but it’s not like you didn’t know that already. I mean, this is Jessica Biel we’re talking about. Now if she could only ditch Doorknob Timerlake, she would look even hotter. Crazy!
Here’s cute little Hayden Panettiere showing off her cute little cleavage at the 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Domino Gala. Ok, so Hayden’s cleavage isn’t as visible as I would like it to be thanks to that useless meshy material, but I don’t want to sound like I’m a “glass half-empty” kind of guy when it comes to cleavage, especially when it’s Hayden Panettiere’s groovy little cleavage we’re talking about. Plus it’s Friday. Friday, woohoo! Enjoy, and have a good weekend my peeps!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; I’ve never dug Reese Witherspoon, but she has impressed the hell out of lately with her new found hotness, and surprisingly, continues to do so. Here she is prancing around Beverly Hills and showing off her cute little booty and skinny little legs and in a pair of skin-tight jeans. Now that’s a pretty damn sexy profile, eh? Ok, that’s about the most gushing I can do over this girl without feeling guilty about it. Enjoy!
Here’s Megan Fox’s brand spanking new Armani video ad, and while it is a bit on the artsy fartsy side, it still features the sexiest celebrity babe on the entire planet squirming around in skimpy lingerie and in booty-hugging jeans. So yeah, you’ll definitely get a shwing out of it to say the least. And on that note… enjoy the video and the deliciously sexy screen caps!
Here’s Penelope Cruz, who was already screaming hot to begin with, prancing around Santa Monica looking way hotter than the last time we saw her, and definitely looking waaaaaaaaay bustier than ever before. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! Now obviously this is a post-pregnancy Penelope Cruz we’re gawking at, so this boost in bust size and hotness isn’t going to last forever (I wish), but we can enjoy the hell out of these bodaciously busty photos for the time being, and we can only hope (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) that Javier Bardem knocks her up soon. Anyways, enjoy the photos, and try not to drool all over yourselves!