As you guys know, the 83rd Annual Academy Awards were held last night, and they were as boring as #$!%. Boring movies, boring acceptance speeches, boring celebrity babes in boring dresses… boring everything. Well, one of the few celebrity babes who not only caught my eye, but totally ruled the Oscars was Mila Kunis. Here she is looking like a supernova of hotness and dropping some impressive cleavage in a flimsy little dress. Hot damn, this peach just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Lord have mercy!
And please… please don’t even mention Natalie Portman and/or how she looked hotter, because she didn’t. Sure, her cleavage was magnificent, but that’s only because a male ballerina knocked her up. Now I’ve posted some photos of her as well to compare, but seriously, there’s just no beating Mila Kunis. Enjoy!
Believe it or not, the hottest babes were not seen prancing around the red carpet at last night’s Oscars, but instead they were seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and oh lordy did they look freaking hot. Kimmel gathered some of the hottest babe in Hollywood for his “Hottie Body Hump Club” video skit, which consisted of Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and good ol’ Lindsay Lohan humping away on a bunch of exercise balls. In skin-tight clothing, and with a vengeance. Enjoy the video and the screen caps, and try not to have an aneurysm.
Here’s Scarlett Johansson not showing off her once glorious cleavage, but thankfully she’s looking damn hot and pretty damn curvy in a formfitting dress at last night’s 83rd Academy Awards. Now normally I’d be all over Scarlett (I wish) for not dropping the cleavage, but I’ve given up on that (quite reluctantly I might add) since we haven’t seen her cleavage in years. So I’m just going to focus on her bodacious curves and booty, and her slightly hotter aura, which is a result of new single status. So, enjoy the curvy hotness!
Here’s Emma Roberts pumping gas at a gas station in West Hollywood, and as you can see by the photos, and especially by the drool inducing top photo, she looks freaking hot doing so. Wowzers! Now it’s not enough that this girl is one of the most underrated hotties in Hollywood, and it’s also not enough that she’s wearing skin-tight jeans and showing off her sexy little legs, but she had to pump gas in that pose, which is making me seriously weak at the knees. One more time… wowzers!
Ok, so while practically every celebrity babe on the planet got dolled up for the Oscars this past weekend, Ashley Greene was doing something I would rather her be doing than attend some fancy shmancy shindig… yup, you got it; she was working out her uber sexy little body. Here she is leaving her gym in Los Angeles and showing off said uber sexy little body in a pair of skin-tight workout tights and looking ridiculously hot all around. And not to mention, looking damn fit. So while every other celebrity babe was sipping champagne and stuffing their faces with high calorie appetizers, Ashley was busting her chops at the gym. And she’s hotter for it. Enjoy!
Here’s the uber cute Vanessa Hudgens looking ridiculously sexy at the premiere of her new movie, “Beastly“. Hello shwingfest! Now I don’t want to waste your time by going on and on about hot freaking hot this little minx looks at this shindig, and how she’s mustering up enough cleavage to make me go gaga, and how she’s showing off her sexy little stems, and how she’s doing one hell of a job of busting out her groovy curves, and… woops, I guess I just did. Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Enjoy!
Here’s Jessica Biel hanging out in Beverly Hills and looking like she forgot to do her make-up before heading out. Or it could be that she purposefully didn’t do her make-up, because she knew she would still look like a supernova of hotness. Lord have mercy… this peach looks just as freaking hot without layers of make-up on her face; quite the opposite of ninety-nine perfect of celebrity babes (and women for that matter), but it’s not like you didn’t know that already. I mean, this is Jessica Biel we’re talking about. Now if she could only ditch Doorknob Timerlake, she would look even hotter. Crazy!
Here’s cute little Hayden Panettiere showing off her cute little cleavage at the 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Domino Gala. Ok, so Hayden’s cleavage isn’t as visible as I would like it to be thanks to that useless meshy material, but I don’t want to sound like I’m a “glass half-empty” kind of guy when it comes to cleavage, especially when it’s Hayden Panettiere’s groovy little cleavage we’re talking about. Plus it’s Friday. Friday, woohoo! Enjoy, and have a good weekend my peeps!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; I’ve never dug Reese Witherspoon, but she has impressed the hell out of lately with her new found hotness, and surprisingly, continues to do so. Here she is prancing around Beverly Hills and showing off her cute little booty and skinny little legs and in a pair of skin-tight jeans. Now that’s a pretty damn sexy profile, eh? Ok, that’s about the most gushing I can do over this girl without feeling guilty about it. Enjoy!
Here’s Megan Fox’s brand spanking new Armani video ad, and while it is a bit on the artsy fartsy side, it still features the sexiest celebrity babe on the entire planet squirming around in skimpy lingerie and in booty-hugging jeans. So yeah, you’ll definitely get a shwing out of it to say the least. And on that note… enjoy the video and the deliciously sexy screen caps!
Here’s Penelope Cruz, who was already screaming hot to begin with, prancing around Santa Monica looking way hotter than the last time we saw her, and definitely looking waaaaaaaaay bustier than ever before. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! Now obviously this is a post-pregnancy Penelope Cruz we’re gawking at, so this boost in bust size and hotness isn’t going to last forever (I wish), but we can enjoy the hell out of these bodaciously busty photos for the time being, and we can only hope (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) that Javier Bardem knocks her up soon. Anyways, enjoy the photos, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
Here’s the eternally hot Alyssa Milano at the Hall Pass movie premiere in Hollywood, and… holy $#!!, Alyssa Milano is pregnant!? Well, there goes another one. Actually, Alyssa is probably the last celebrity babe from her generation to get pregnant… if you’ve completely excluded Jennifer Aniston from anything to do with relationships. Anyways, who the hell is the lucky #$@! who knocked up this goddess? I don’t know whether to shake his hand or punch him in the groin. Oh well, on the plus side, we’ll get to drool over an even bustier Alyssa Milano for the next few months, right? Enjoy!
Yesterday we had the privilege of drooling over the uber hot Minka Kelly looking ridiculously sexy and busty in a tiny tanktop, and I’m happy to say that we get to do so yet again today. Woohoo! Here she is on her way to a training session for her upcoming role in the new Charlie’s Angels flick, and showing off her killer curves in said tiny tanktop. Which should be the only piece of clothing that she should be allowed to wear from now on. Sigh… so freaking hot. Enjoy!
Here’s Amanda Seyfried hanging out at some coffee shop in West Hollywood the other day, and looking like a smoking hot (and shwingtastically bent over) dog lover. Hey, I’m a dog lover myself, so that makes Amanda and I a perfect match, eh? Although, I tend to see her with her dog a little too much, which is a little worrisome. I don’t want to date a crazy dog lover; you know the kind I’m talking about… constantly gives kisses to her dog, doesn’t care that she has dog hair all over her clothes, and god forbid, lets her dog sleep on the bed. But I would bite the bullet because as you can see, Amanda is wickedly sexy, and sure has cute taste in pooches. And underwear. Enjoy!
Here’s Audrina Partridge doing a little shopping and prancing down Melrose Avenue… and showing off her incredibly flat booty in tight jeans. Wow, I’m actually surprised at the flatness of her booty (hence this post), and I’m even more surprised that I actually found this girl attractive once. But that was before I noticed her non-existant booty. And before I realized that she has no shape to her body whatsoever, and how stubby she looks at times, and… well, I still dig her bosom. I really can’t complain about that, and at least there’s that to gawk at in these photos.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why I didn’t mention her face in the list of unattractive features, it’s because I never look up there. Enjoy!
Here’s Natalie Portman being a major tease in the Sofia Coppola directed commercial for Christian Dior “Miss Dior Cherie”. Ok, so Portman looks as stunning as ever, especially in her unzipping scene; that’s definitely not an issue here. What is an issue is the sad fact that I just can’t shake the image of her soon to be male ballerina husband knocking her up. What the hell have you done to me male ballerina!? Aaarrhhhrrhh!
