Here’s Natalie Portman being a major tease in the Sofia Coppola directed commercial for Christian Dior “Miss Dior Cherie”. Ok, so Portman looks as stunning as ever, especially in her unzipping scene; that’s definitely not an issue here. What is an issue is the sad fact that I just can’t shake the image of her soon to be male ballerina husband knocking her up. What the hell have you done to me male ballerina!? Aaarrhhhrrhh!