It’s been a long, long time (thirty-five days to be exact) since I’ve had the privilege of drooling over my future ex-wife Candice Swanepoel, so these brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret Swim photos just made my day. And zapped me into a zombie-like state of drooling. Now I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t seen her in a while or what, but she looks even sexier than I remember, and that especially goes for her ridiculously perfect midsection (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips). Then again, I’m always awestruck when gawking at this beyond sexy peach. Alright, that’s enough dilly-dallying; enjoy the photos, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: