Here’s a Victoria’s Secret behind the scenes video featuring my future ex-wife, Candice Swanepoel, and one lucky as hell #$&!@%. Now if I knew that there was a job that consisted of pouring water on Candice’s ridiculously sexy body, I would have applied for the damn thing years ago! Oh dear lord, how I want that job. Hell, I’ll even do it for free too. Actually, scratch that; I’ll pay to do it. I’ll even bring chips and beer to the set. Please? Sigh… anyways, enjoy the video of Candice squirming around in a tiny bikini, and I guess I’ll just have to wait until we’re married to drench Candice in water. Cheers.
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: