Here’s yet another Victoria’s Secret video that features some lucky person doing something that I desperately want to do to my future ex-wife Candice Swanepoel for a living. As you can see, this job consists of applying spray and lotion and a bunch of other stuff that needs to be rubbed on to Candice’s ridiculously sexy barely-clothed body.
Ok, so where do I sign up? Hell, I’ll even do it for free, honest! No? Sigh… oh well, it’s not all bad; I mean, I will eventually be married to Candice for an undisclosed amount of time (the fortune teller wouldn’t tell me how long), so I guess I’ll just wave to wait a little longer. Hopefully not much longer. Like only a week. Maybe even a few days? Alright, that’s about enough begging I can do on an empty stomach. Enjoy, and have a good weekend my peeps!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: