Alright my peeps; remember those mind-blowing Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Things” lingerie photos I posted of my future wife Candice Swanepoel a little over a month ago? Well, hold on to your hats, because here’s a new batch of sexy dress-up action that will leave you in violent convulsions! Good lord… this right here is the definition of drop dead sexy. And Shwingtastic. And uber hot. And… well, you get the idea, right?
Ok, I’m having a hard time picking which one of these drool-inducing outfits is my favorite, and the one I would like Candice to wear on our wedding night. Hmmmm, I guess I’m going to go with the cowgirl outfit since it will be the most appropriate… I mean, she’s going to be riding a stallion all weekend long, booya! I’m serious; we’re going to have our honeymoon at this new ranch/hotel in Colorado that I already picked out. They have horses and cattle, and some of the best pancakes in the world supposedly. Ok, enjoy! But not too much; this is the future mother of my nine children we’re talking about!!!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: