And the most boring, unsexy Halloween costume for 2011 goes to… Jessica Alba. Here she is on her way to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills dressed as a witch. No, not a sexy witch, or a scantily-clad witch, but the kind of witch that you would see in a children’s book… wtf!? How freaking hard is it to dress sexy for Halloween? I mean, it’s the one day out of the whole year that you can actually dress up in sexy revealing little numbers and not get a bad reputation. Hell, you can actually parade the streets in skimpy lingerie and you could get away with it. But nooooooo; Alba had to dress like friendly witch of the north. Boooooooo!
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