Holy $#!!… Holy $#!! times one thousand!!! Here’s my Greek goddess, Maria Menounos, dropping everyone’s jaw with a drool-inducing display of her ridiculously sexy body in a tiny bikini while enjoying herself at a Miami beach yesterday afternoon, and yeah, these are hands down some of the sexiest photos of 2011… sweet Christmas! Good lord, will you get a load of that bodacious booty? It’s freaking stupendous! And that bikini cleavage, and those groovy curves, and that tight tummy, and that… oh hell, I can gush over every single inch of this babe’s insanely sexy body. Absolute PERFECTION from head to toe. Wow!

And because of the magnitude of uber sexiness being unleashed with these photos, I’ve posted forty-seven shots to totally melt you into a puddle. One more time… wow! Enjoy the screaming hot photos, and make sure to check out the rest after the jump! Oh yeah, one more thing… thanks for the shwing-fest Maria!

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Yes, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a supermodel. Yes, we see her in a bikini all the time. But seriously, look at her. In that bikini. How could anyone get tired of gawking at her ridiculously sexy/perfect body? The answer is it’s impossible to get tired of this vision of uber sexiness. Which is why I posted these photos of Rosie unleashing her wicked curves and sexy lady lumps in a flimsy little bikini while vacationing in Miami with her boyfriend Jason Statham… who I’m not going to say anything bad about because a) he’s actually pretty damn cool, and b) he could probably break my arm in eight different places just by looking at it. Enjoy!

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Here’s George Clooney’s ridiculously hot girlfriend, the uber shwingtastic Stacy Keibler, strutting her drool-inducing stems on a beach in Cabo, and making everyone’s hatred for the Clooney grow that much more. Lucky #@$!%#@&. Anyways, these photos could have been that much more face-melting if Keibler was actually wearing a bikini, but to be honest, seeing her awesome legs in those short shorts is hot enough to make me squirm in my chair for a couple of minutes, so it’s all good. Oh lordy it is ever. Enjoy!

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Yesterday I posted a photo that Rihanna tweeted of herself looking absolutely banging in a tiny bikini, and I’m happy to say that said photo was just a preview of the bikini hotness to come. Here’s Rihanna taking a dip in the ocean while on vacation in Barbados, and looking damn sexy and bodacious in an ultra tiny bikini while doing so… booya! Seriously, that bikini is about two sizes too small, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I mean, we’re getting some seriously sexy doses of her bodacious curves and lady lumps in that flimsy little thing. Love it! Enjoy the show!

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Here’s Ali Larter showing off her ridiculously hot body in a pair of skin-tight leggings that are doing one hell of a job of showing off her killer legs and bodacious booty while prancing around Santa Monica the other day. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… motherhood is the best thing to have happed to Ali Larter. I mean, she was a hottie before getting knocked up, but her hot hotness levels blew through the roof once she got pregnant, and even more so after she gave birth, as you can see in the bonus galleries bellow, and with today’s uber hot appearance. Nice. Enjoy!

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The last time we saw Claudia Galanti I hailed her as the queen of candid bikini pictures this holiday season, and today’s new batch of screaming hot photos just goes to prove that I was right. Here she is once again prancing around a Miami beach and showing off her ridiculously sexy curves and lady lumps in a bikini that was made to show off sexy curves and lady lumps. Nice. Killer legs, amazing booty, bodacious bikini cleavage, amazing booty (I had to say that twice)… yup, it’s going to be damn hard to beat this babe in the candid bikini category. Enjoy!

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Here’s Pregnant Hilary Duff still going to her Pilates classes, and more importantly, still looking like a sexy little minx even though she’s a few months away from popping out a baby. Seriously, those profile shots of her bodacious booty and ever-growing bosom are still as drool-inducing as ever, and to be honest, she doesn’t even look pregnant. But then again, I’ve convinced myself that she never got knocked up by uber doorknob Mike Comrie, and that she just gained a little bit of weight. Hey, it works! Anyways, enjoy!

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Here’s a very pregnant (or just normal) Jessica Simpson prancing around Brentwood yesterday and busting out her huge cleavage and her huge belly. Yeah, I know; not the bustiest photos we’ve seen of Jessica Simpson, and nowhere near as busty as the last batch (see here), but what can I say? I’m a sucker for a plentiful bosom… even if said bosom isn’t fully displayed and belongs to a doorknob like Jessica Simpson. Enjoy?

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Here’s Mischa Barton, who we haven’t seen in god knows how long, making us wish that we actually got to see her sooner and more frequently? Damn right, because she doesn’t look like that sorry piece of mess that she used to look like… she looks freaking hot! Well, at least she does in these new bikini pictures. Ok, so we don’t really get to see her lower half, but her top half, and especially her groovy little bikini cleavage, is pretty damn banging. Yup, she cleaned up shwingtastically if you ask me. Ok, I’d better stop gushing over this peach now before my inbox really gets overwhelmed by the haters. For everyone else though… enjoy!

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Here’s Ashley Tisdale looking ridiculously hot and leggy while prancing around L.A. this past weekend in a pair of knee-high boots that could even zap Santa into a zombie-like state of drooling and forget all about delivering presents to needy children. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! I go absolutely bonkers when this girl shows off her sexy stems, and she’s doing so like her life depended on it in those sexy tights and hotness-amplifying boots, so yeah, I’m as happy as a pig in $#!! right now. Oh yeah, Vanessa Hudgens tagged along as wee, but as you can see, she was in one of her anti-hot “E.T.” moods, so eff that noise. But as for Ashley… enjoy the show!

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First off, let me just state for the record that yes… it actually is still possible to get complete wrecked on eggnog. Speaking of having reality slightly distorted because of my Aunt Edna’s eggnog… I’m having a hard time believing what I’m seeing. Here’s a photo that Hilary Duff tweeted of her t-shirt rolled up and exposing her bare pregnant belly, which has a picture of Christmas present painted on along with the words “Happy Holidays”. Ok…

Now most of you are probably thinking that this is just a funny/sweet “holiday wishes” photo, but I think it’s weird as all hell. Seriously, what’s the freaking point of painting a message on her huge belly? We get it, your pregnant. Sigh… having said all of that, the shot pretty damn sexy as well. So, enjoy!

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Here’s model Claudia Galanti busting out a bikini-fest this past weekend at a Miami beach and showing off her ridiculously sexy body and shwingtastic curves… and totally wining the “Hottest Bikini Body of the Holiday Season” award given by yours truly this time every year… hoochie mama! Ok, so we’ve seen a ton of celebrity babes do their bikini thing on the beach the last couple of weeks, but even the most shwingtastic doesn’t hold a candle to Claudia and her drool-inducing body. And that especially goes for her beyond sexy booty, which you can see in all of its glory in the two shots that I’ve censored just in case your boss or your wife is a prude. Sweet baby Jesus… it’s freaking perfect, eh?

Anyways, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen or heard of this babe before this month, but she has definitely left a lasting impression. Hell, every inch and curve on this babe will be floating around in my head for a while. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. Enjoy, and make sure to check out the rest of the screaming hot photos after the jump!

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As if you actually needed more proof that Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest mom on the entire planet… here she is prancing around West Hollywood and unleashing her ridiculously sexy stems in a pair of skin-tight jeans, and the rest of her jaw-dropping uber hotness. Good lord, this babe is still a supernova of hotness, eh? And that body… sweet Christmas! Ok, I’d better stop blabbing and let you guys get to the clicking and the drooling considering the magnitude of hotness that is Kate Beckinsale strutting her sexy stuff… enjoy!

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Here’s “Pregnant Hilary Duff” doing a little last minute shopping at some store that has the creepiest Santa Clause mannequin display that has ever scared the living crap out of me, and more importantly, looking damn hot in the tightest of tights and sweaters. Yup, even with her ginormous belly and the sad reminder that uber doorknob Mike Comrie knocked her up, she still looks freaking hot from head to toe, and that especially goes for her ever-growing super bosom, and bootylicious booty. Oh yeah, and especially her gummybear thighs as well. Oh hell, everything looks especially hot in this appearance. Hand down one of the hottest pregnant babes of all time. Enjoy!

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Here’s a brand spanking new poster for the upcoming Avengers flick featuring a bad@$$ and bodaciously busty Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Yeah, they’re not as drool-inducing as her bootylicious booty promo photos (see bellow), but the poster is still freaking hot and shows off her superhero bosom pretty damn well if you ask me. And hey, how often do we get to see the hot version of Scarlett Johansson anymore? Enjoy!

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Well, it looks like Vanessa Hudgens has returned to her somewhat normal look and ditched her “deranged hippie” style that we’ve unfortunately been exposed to lately, and this return couldn’t have come at a better time because I was starting to crave seeing the hot version of Vanessa bust out her groovy little legs in skin-tight jeans, and her cute little cleavage that I dig so very much. So yeah, her style of dress and hotness levels seem to have returned to normal. I’ll give it another day. Enjoy!

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