And now for something completely different… here’s my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, looking ridiculously shwingtastic and unleashing her insanely sexy curves, cleavage, midsection, legs, naughty looks, etc… in a variety of skimpy little bikinis for Victoria’s Secret Swim. Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas!
Not only is my sweetie muffins looking like a supernova of hotness once again, but she’s doing so in something other than lingerie. Not that I was sick of seeing her in skimpy underwear or anything crazy like that, but I just had a craving to see her show off more skin and in a tropical setting. And after gawking at these drool-inducing bikini shots… do you blame me? Didn’t think so. Enjoy!