Yup, I’m still stuck indoors because of this insane snowstorm hitting the area, but I don’t really care (that much), because I have these brand spanking new bikini photos from Victoria’s Secret Swim featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, to keep me all warm and toasty… and to make me drool like a brain-dead zombie thanks to her ridiculously sexy booty being unleashed and shwingtastically displayed in every single photo… sweet Christmas! Now that, my peeps, is the most perfect booty you will ever see in your lifetime. Wow. I am so going to make it my pillow. Enjoy!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: