Here’s model Claudia Galanti busting out a bikini-fest this past weekend at a Miami beach and showing off her ridiculously sexy body and shwingtastic curves… and totally wining the “Hottest Bikini Body of the Holiday Season” award given by yours truly this time every year… hoochie mama! Ok, so we’ve seen a ton of celebrity babes do their bikini thing on the beach the last couple of weeks, but even the most shwingtastic doesn’t hold a candle to Claudia and her drool-inducing body. And that especially goes for her beyond sexy booty, which you can see in all of its glory in the two shots that I’ve censored just in case your boss or your wife is a prude. Sweet baby Jesus… it’s freaking perfect, eh?
Anyways, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen or heard of this babe before this month, but she has definitely left a lasting impression. Hell, every inch and curve on this babe will be floating around in my head for a while. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. Enjoy, and make sure to check out the rest of the screaming hot photos after the jump!
As if you actually needed more proof that Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest mom on the entire planet… here she is prancing around West Hollywood and unleashing her ridiculously sexy stems in a pair of skin-tight jeans, and the rest of her jaw-dropping uber hotness. Good lord, this babe is still a supernova of hotness, eh? And that body… sweet Christmas! Ok, I’d better stop blabbing and let you guys get to the clicking and the drooling considering the magnitude of hotness that is Kate Beckinsale strutting her sexy stuff… enjoy!
Here’s “Pregnant Hilary Duff” doing a little last minute shopping at some store that has the creepiest Santa Clause mannequin display that has ever scared the living crap out of me, and more importantly, looking damn hot in the tightest of tights and sweaters. Yup, even with her ginormous belly and the sad reminder that uber doorknob Mike Comrie knocked her up, she still looks freaking hot from head to toe, and that especially goes for her ever-growing super bosom, and bootylicious booty. Oh yeah, and especially her gummybear thighs as well. Oh hell, everything looks especially hot in this appearance. Hand down one of the hottest pregnant babes of all time. Enjoy!
Here’s a brand spanking new poster for the upcoming Avengers flick featuring a bad@$$ and bodaciously busty Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Yeah, they’re not as drool-inducing as her bootylicious booty promo photos (see bellow), but the poster is still freaking hot and shows off her superhero bosom pretty damn well if you ask me. And hey, how often do we get to see the hot version of Scarlett Johansson anymore? Enjoy!
Well, it looks like Vanessa Hudgens has returned to her somewhat normal look and ditched her “deranged hippie” style that we’ve unfortunately been exposed to lately, and this return couldn’t have come at a better time because I was starting to crave seeing the hot version of Vanessa bust out her groovy little legs in skin-tight jeans, and her cute little cleavage that I dig so very much. So yeah, her style of dress and hotness levels seem to have returned to normal. I’ll give it another day. Enjoy!
Here’s Ashley Tisdale prancing around West Hollywood and showing off ALL of her sexy stems in the tiniest and tightest shorts, and busting out some sexy sports bra crafted cleavage to boot… finally! Now as you may know, Ashley has had disappointing back-to-backappearances these past two days, which is uncharacteristic of her to say the least, but things seem to have returned to normal levels of hotness… if not hotter! Such ridiculously sexy stems, eh? Alright, enjoy!
If you thought that yesterday’s batch of Vanessa Hudgens photos was an eye-opener, wait until you see today’s “revealing” appearance. Here she is prancing around Studio City with her nobody boyfriend and an uber dull Ashley Tisdale once again, and showing off a whole lot of leg action and her cute little thighs in a see-through… ummmm, I don’t know what that is. Is it lingerie? A modified tablecloth? I’m not sure, but what I am sure of is that it’s distracting us from the rest of her embarrassing get-up, and showing off her legs rather shwingtastically. Enjoy!
Here’s Stacey Kiebler vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with George Clooney, but more importantly, vacationing with her drop dead sexy legs on killer display, woohoo! Ok, so we should be gawking at Stacey in a tiny bikini, but that’s probably a day or two away, so consider these photos of Stacey unleashing her sexy stems a preview of the uber hotness that is to come. At least I hope so. If not, well… at least we have these shots to gawk at. And laugh at how funny the Clooney looks in a golf cart. But then again, he has Stacey’s sexy stems just inches away from him. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Damn you Clooney!!!!
Here’s everyone’s favorite Pussycat Doll and reality show judge, Nicole Scherzinger, looking ridiculously hot and busting out a drool-inducing amount of her drop dead sexy and perfectly-shaped cleavage, her bodacious booty, killer stems, and a whole lot of her banging curves in a very revealing little dress at the X Factor press conference in Los Angeles last night. Ok, say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama!
Wow… is it just me, or does Nicole look sexier than ever in that skimpy little formfitting dress? Seriously, that dress is showing off every single inch and curve of Nicole’s banging body, and that especially goes for her stupendous cleavage. And her beyond sexy booty. And… well, everything else, so enough blabbing; enjoy the show!
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens prancing around Los Angeles in the most raggedy and bummy clothing I’ve on a celebrity yet with her nobody boyfriend and Ashley Tisdale (who is barely getting my attention thanks to not showing off her sexy little stems). So this has the makings of a disappointing appearance, right? Wrong! Thanks to Vanessa’s raggedy and bummy clothes, we’re getting some sexy glimpses of her groovy little legs and some even sexier shots of her plump little cleavage. Nice!
The rest though… yeah, it’s a complete disaster. Thankfully for me, I have the uncanny ability to focus on lovely lady lumps and curves even if an avalanche is about to smother me. And I’m sure you guys and gals can do the same for at least this one occasion, so… enjoy!
Here’s George Clooney’s uber hot girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, pimping some video game that helps lazy people get in shape called “Your Shape: Fitness Evolved”, and she’s doing so by shaking her bodacious booty in a pair of skin-tight leggings. And we get to see it all in a drool-inducing video that will leave you sweating and hating the Clooney even more than you already do. Hot damn, that is one of the sexiest/most perfect booties on the entire planet! And that especially goes for when it’s in motion. Enjoy… and try not to pull anything!
