I’ll be honest; I have absolutely no clue what this photoshoot is for. Hell, I can’t even guess what it’s for from the pictures. But what I do know with absolute certainty is that Miley Cyrus looks freaking hot and that she fills out a “Beatles” t-shirt rather shwingtastically, and that’s what counts, right? Right. So… enjoy!
I’m literally stuck indoors because of this massive snowstorm hitting the area, so what better way to give a false sense of warmth and not to fall into a deep depression than with these brand spanking new and scorching hot photos of one of our favorite supermodels, Lily Aldridge, unleashing her ridiculously sexy body in a variety of skimpy little bikinis from Victoria’s Secret? Sweet Jesus… “scorching hot” may actually be an understatement! Hell, I can already see the snow melting outside. Ok, that last bit was complete horse$#!!, but these photos are definitely making my body temperature rise. Enjoy!
Here’s Mischa Barton, who we haven’t seen in god knows how long, making us wish that we actually got to see her sooner and more frequently? Damn right, because she doesn’t look like that sorry piece of mess that she used to look like… she looks freaking hot! Well, at least she does in these new bikini pictures. Ok, so we don’t really get to see her lower half, but her top half, and especially her groovy little bikini cleavage, is pretty damn banging. Yup, she cleaned up shwingtastically if you ask me. Ok, I’d better stop gushing over this peach now before my inbox really gets overwhelmed by the haters. For everyone else though… enjoy!
Here’s a photo that one of my future wives, Maria Menounos, just tweeted of herself busting out her ridiculously sexy body in a tiny bikini… with her parents in the background… hi future in-laws! It’s always good to know what a girl’s mom looks like for future reference I say! Although I haven’t even glimpsed at Mrs. Menounos yet because of the magnitude of sexiness radiating from Maria in a tiny bikini. And on that note… enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
Here’s Ashley Tisdale looking ridiculously hot and leggy while prancing around L.A. this past weekend in a pair of knee-high boots that could even zap Santa into a zombie-like state of drooling and forget all about delivering presents to needy children. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! I go absolutely bonkers when this girl shows off her sexy stems, and she’s doing so like her life depended on it in those sexy tights and hotness-amplifying boots, so yeah, I’m as happy as a pig in $#!! right now. Oh yeah, Vanessa Hudgens tagged along as wee, but as you can see, she was in one of her anti-hot “E.T.” moods, so eff that noise. But as for Ashley… enjoy the show!
First off, let me just state for the record that yes… it actually is still possible to get complete wrecked on eggnog. Speaking of having reality slightly distorted because of my Aunt Edna’s eggnog… I’m having a hard time believing what I’m seeing. Here’s a photo that Hilary Duff tweeted of her t-shirt rolled up and exposing her bare pregnant belly, which has a picture of Christmas present painted on along with the words “Happy Holidays”. Ok…
Now most of you are probably thinking that this is just a funny/sweet “holiday wishes” photo, but I think it’s weird as all hell. Seriously, what’s the freaking point of painting a message on her huge belly? We get it, your pregnant. Sigh… having said all of that, the shot pretty damn sexy as well. So, enjoy!
Here’s model Claudia Galanti busting out a bikini-fest this past weekend at a Miami beach and showing off her ridiculously sexy body and shwingtastic curves… and totally wining the “Hottest Bikini Body of the Holiday Season” award given by yours truly this time every year… hoochie mama! Ok, so we’ve seen a ton of celebrity babes do their bikini thing on the beach the last couple of weeks, but even the most shwingtastic doesn’t hold a candle to Claudia and her drool-inducing body. And that especially goes for her beyond sexy booty, which you can see in all of its glory in the two shots that I’ve censored just in case your boss or your wife is a prude. Sweet baby Jesus… it’s freaking perfect, eh?
Anyways, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen or heard of this babe before this month, but she has definitely left a lasting impression. Hell, every inch and curve on this babe will be floating around in my head for a while. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. Enjoy, and make sure to check out the rest of the screaming hot photos after the jump!
Alright all you naughty boys and girls, I have some last minute lingerie shopping to do for a few of my lady friends, but before I run out I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate, and more importantly, to give you all an early Christmas gift… this ridiculously sexy Christmas-themed lingerie photoshoot featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and a sexy little video of all of our favorite VS Angels singing “Jingle Bells”! So enjoy Candice looking like a naughty little minx, and be safe and enjoy your families my peeps!
But wait, there’s more! Because it has somehow become a tradition, here’s the Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired only once in 1978 and never again… for reasons which will become quite clear once you start watching this cringe-fest. Having said that, it’s a heck of a lot better than the new trilogy. Enjoy!
As if you actually needed more proof that Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest mom on the entire planet… here she is prancing around West Hollywood and unleashing her ridiculously sexy stems in a pair of skin-tight jeans, and the rest of her jaw-dropping uber hotness. Good lord, this babe is still a supernova of hotness, eh? And that body… sweet Christmas! Ok, I’d better stop blabbing and let you guys get to the clicking and the drooling considering the magnitude of hotness that is Kate Beckinsale strutting her sexy stuff… enjoy!
Here are a couple of new advertisements for DKNY Jeans featuring the uber hot Ashley Greene, but you could have fooled me… I thought they were advertising Ashley Greene’s drop dead sexy body! Booya! Stunning looks, killer stems, tanktop-busting cleavage… add it all up with the rest of Ashley’s uber hotness and squeeze it into a pair of ultra tight jeans and a skin-tight tanktop, and you can sell absolutely anything you want to anyone you want. And induce a serious drool-fest. Sigh… so freaking hot. Enjoy!