Oh lordy, we have fallen into the dark ages once again. Here’s Scarlett Johansson on her way to the “2012 Runway To Win” launch party in NYC last night, and looking nowhere near like her old screaming hot blond and ultra cleavagy self. Actually, she looks like a freaking nun! She’s practically covered up from head to toe! Drop the cleavage already! And stop dressing like my aunt Edna did after she lost her seventh husband for crying out loud! It’s almost as if she’s doing this on purpose… boooooooo!
Anyways, I haven’t done this in quite a while, but I haven’t been this upset with Scarlett in long time, so… I’ve posted my old Scarlett Johansson “Missing Cleavage” sign so you guys can pass it around. Maybe it will help. Well, at least with the drooling…
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Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: