Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures!!!
February 11th, 2012
Hold on to your hats my peeps; this one’s a biggie! Now as you guys know, I never, ever post on the weekend, but as you can clearly see… IT’S SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A BIKINI!!! Scarlett finally answered our prayers and jumped into a flimsy little bikini to enjoy the Hawaiian beach, and I gotta tell ya… she looks as scorching hot (and uber busty) as I imagined she would in a tiny bikini. From the front that is. Because the back is… not what I imagined at all.
Holy $#!!, what the hell is that!? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt all over again! Ok, maybe not that bad, but that booty needs some serious work. Pretty damn disappointing if you ask me. To the point where my Black Widow fantasy is totally ruined. Sigh… oh well, at least we have her shwingtastic front view to drool over. And seriously, her front… hell, everything except for the booty (and back thighs) is ridiculously sexy and damn near perfect. So enjoy the sexy parts of the photos, and make sure to check out the rest (40 photos in all!) after the jump!
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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February 11th, 2012 at 9:21 am
a little disappointed. Had high expectations.
February 11th, 2012 at 10:51 am
Go drool over that fat pig Hilary Duff then ;(…
February 11th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Better get some sun screen on that.
February 11th, 2012 at 4:29 pm
oh come on, back off on that cellulite comments, she’s sexy and just… normal.
February 11th, 2012 at 7:24 pm
what she looks great … most girls have cellulite so suddenly they are not attractive… i love her body because it realistic and doesn’t mean eating 500 calories per day
February 12th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
I think she looks awesome. It’s nice to see a celebrity with some curves for a change.
February 12th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Not good, not good at all.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Cottage Cheese. NOMNONOM
April 25th, 2012 at 6:08 am
Dude, she is hot. She is created for your enjoyment, so enjoy.
May 12th, 2012 at 8:44 am
That is a womanly body. I would kiss those thighs all over.
May 12th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
YUCK! No wonder Reynolds dumped her.
May 23rd, 2012 at 1:25 pm
bonorefic
June 17th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Seriously, if you’re ‘disappointed’ by this woman in these photos, are actually criticizing her, and using that silly @$$ ‘b*#ty’ word ( I can’t even type it, it’s so pathetic), then already more than half way to queerdom. So why don’t you just go ahead and go the rest of the way. John Travolta may even take you. Either that, or you’re 14 years old and would NEVER know what to do with a real woman.
June 29th, 2012 at 7:14 am
You’re an idiot
October 4th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
The fact that some of you tards think you could get a girl even remotely as attractive as Scarlett Johansson is hilarious. Guess what guys? If you’d ever actually seen a girl naked you would know that damn near EVERY WOMAN has cellulite. It has nothing to do with being fat or skinny. And what kind of men read celebrity gossip sites anyway? Nasty comments about a beautiful woman like this make me weep for straight women everywhere.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
Butterface.
December 13th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Couldn’t agree more with Tessa. She’s beautiful and sexy and is a good role model body-wise. I bet half of these commenters look like frogs.
It’s funny as well because most of them commenting are men, and they say women are bitchy! There really is no hope for you poor women, with women hating you if you’re beautiful and men judging you if you’re not!
December 17th, 2012 at 6:35 am
@Jack King, “your humble narrator”, and every other person being a judgmental moron including the author, Ryan Reynolds is gay, you’re most likely a fat, single, middle aged, sad person living with their mother, and Scarlett Johansson is still hotter than anyone any of you could imagine catching.
February 5th, 2013 at 11:49 am
WTH?! This woman is gorgeous!
March 11th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
I agree with Teresa to all you morons (men)all women have cellulite, fat, skinny, short and tall, ALL women have it some more than others, but we all have it and honestly she looks fabulous and kudos to her for not conforming to the stick figures that truly starve themselves and look like they need a dang meal, and men wonder why women have complex or stress over how we look.
March 13th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
I would LOVE to see what the haters on here would do if they met Scarlett in real life. Probably would drool over her (cellulite and all) and get tongue-tied and run away llike little b*tches.
April 13th, 2013 at 12:09 am
she’s real. she’s normal.
good luck finding someone without cellulite, you’ll probably end up alone if you’re so damn picky