Yesterday I posted a whole slew of candid photos of my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, that left me drooling like a damn fool and squirming in my seat with giddiness… even if she was hanging out with some loser that was the definition of anti-male in a few of the shots. But whatever; I was digging the sexiness that is Candice in a bikini.
But today’s photos of Candice prancing around Miami (and riding around on a scooter no less!) with the same loser dude is going to far. Especially when you consider how ridiculously sexy Candice looks in those ultra flimsy little shorts and in the tiniest little tanktop ever created. Hello sexy midriff and stems and booty, woohoo! But seriously, the loser definitely has to go. Far, far away.
You know what though? I can’t really complain. I mean, I’m running around with French and Brazilian models left and right, so I guess she can have a fling or two before tying the knot with me for an as yet undisclosed number of years (I’m guessing fifteen to twenty). Anyways, this all should just be between me and Candice. You guys enjoy her sizzling little curves… but not too much!
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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