Here’s hot new mama Natalie Portman finally getting back to work with a couple of new advertisements for Dior, and getting totally naked for said Dior ads… hoochie mama! Ok, ok, so she’s not really naked; she’s “pseudo naked”. But even so, she looks damn sexy, and ultra sultry, and she isn’t wearing any clothes, so it’s a freaking shwing-fest if you ask me. Sweet baby Jesus… she looks so freaking sexy, eh? Damn right she does! Enjoy!