Here’s a photo that George Clooney‘s ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just recently tweeted featuring her sexy self in a tiny bikini, and proving once again that a) George Clooney is the luckiest #$@#$! on the planet, and b) that Elisabetta has one of the sexiest/most perfect bodies I’ve ever drooled over… lord have mercy! Absolute perfection from head to toe! Although she definitely needs help doing the splits. Luckily for her, I can help. I’m a trained professional and I’ve helped over forty females achieve the splits. But enough about how awesome I am… enjoy the shwingtastic photo!