Alright all you naughty boys and girls, I just wanted to take a couple of minutes and wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate, and more importantly, give you all a sexy little Christmas gift for being such groovy and loyal readers…
Here’s my favorite model of 2012, the bodaciousl busty and uber sexy Emily Ratajkowski, unleashing her drool-inducing… everything… in skimpy Xmas-flavored lingerie and a seriously sexy Santa outfit. Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! Hey, that’s actually relevant this time. Oh yeah, and you also get to drool over Emily in a brand spanking new Fredrick’s of Hollywood holiday-themed lingerie video that is so damn sexy that you’re guaranteed to get coal in your stocking if you watch it. Enjoy, be safe, and enjoy your families my peeps!
But wait, I’ve got one more stocking stuffer for you! Because it has somehow become an annual tradition as well, here’s the Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired only once in 1978 and never again… for reasons which will become quite clear once you start watching this cringe-fest. But hey, it’s entertaining as all hell. Enjoy!
Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: