Happy New Year my peeps! I hope you’re all having a fun and safe New Year’s Day and enjoying your families and all that stuff. Now, onto the most anticipated and most shwingtastic moment of the year… “Popoholic’s Top Ten Celebrity Babes of 2012!” Ok, so here’s the skinny; this list consists of the top ten celebrity babes that ruled this website and made me drool the most in 2012. This isn’t a list of the hottest babes ever or anything like that, so you won’t be seeing Angelina Jolie on it. I’m strictly focusing on the past year’s worth of celebrity hotness. Got that? Good. Oh yeah, one more thing. You’ll notice that there aren’t any models on the list this year. That’s because I’m doing a separate “Top Ten Models of 2012” list, so… lucky you! I’ll be posting that one later on this week.
Alright, so the only other thing you need to know before being zapped into a zombie-like state of drooling is that clicking on the celebrity babe’s name or photo brings you to their respective archive where you can see all of their sexy photos and shenanigans from 2012. Ok, enjoy the show!
Scarlett Johansson’s hotness has been hot and cold for me for the last couple of years, but this past year it leaned more towards the hot side. Especially when she actually unleashed her cleavage and curves and went blond. And on top of looking like her old bodacious self most of the year, the most popular post on Popoholic in 2012 was Scarlett’s bikini pictures from last February. And you know what? It still is the most popular post. Which is crazy, because the shots of her booty are not flattering whatsoever. Well, her bodacious bikini bosom and curves are a pretty damn sexy distraction. Oh yeah, and I really dug her as Black Widow in the Avengers.
My Greek goddess Maria Menounos comes in at number nine and it’s all thanks to her a) adorable hotness, b) insanely sexy bikini appearances (see here and here), and c) her beyond awesome booty that she busted out more than ever these past twelve months. And god bless her for that, because her booty is one of the most amazing things ever created. Hot damn is it ever! Give my sexy little Greek olive a round of applause my peeps!
Minka Kelly did absolutely nothing this year other than prance around Hollywood and go to the gym… and I couldn’t be happier. No other celebrity babe unleashes the amount of uber hotness that Minka does just walking around in her civilian clothing. The girl looks just as ridiculously sexy in a pair of jeans and a tight tanktop as she does in a sexy little dress. And even more so in her gym attire. Her booty and thighs in skin-tight leggings alone could make the top ten list. Nice.
Oh yeah, you better believe that Hilary Duff made the top ten! Not only did I post a $#!!load of photos of the Duffster in 2012, but she also made attracted to a non-scrawny babe for the first time in… well, forever. Crazy, eh? She looked huge while she was pregnant and even after she gave birth. And I freaking loved it all! Especially her ginormous post-pregnancy cleavage. Hell, even her huge booty and thighs still look shwingtastic with the extra weight. And her massive new cleavage looks even more… ummmmm, I already mentioned her huge new cleavage, eh? Well, it’s freaking awesome! You stay the way you are Hil!
I’ve always dug Hayden Panettiere, but she upped her hotness ranking and made the top ten thanks to a number of jaw-dropping appearances… and her sexy new super cleavage. Really, it’s all about her “newfound” cleavage. It rocks and it makes her already sexy little body even sexier. Hell, it makes everything better. Especially click on the photos and drooling over her. Love it!
Holy cats, it’s a tie! Megan Fox became the hottest mom on the planet in 2012, so it’s only fair that I squeeze her in the top ten. Plus, you know, she still is the sexiest celebrity babe on the planet, so there you go.
As for Jessica Alba, I did the most posts on her, and posted the most photos of her than any other celebrity babe in 2012. She kicked off the year by unleashing her sexy little everything in a tiny bikini (see here), and kept up the sexy displays of uber hotness throughout the year. And she unleashed her awesome booty quite a few times as well. Not bad for a mother of two, eh?
Jennifer Lawrence was hands down the breakout celebrity babe of the year, and the badass action babe of the year as well thanks to “The Hunger Games”. But even more shwingtastically, she always looked hot and busted out her bodacious curves like mad every single time she went out in public. And that especially goes for her wicked braless cleavage. Totally. Freaking. Awesome!
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens both had a shwingtastic year in their own right, but it’s their appearances on the set of “Spring Breakers”, along with the bodaciously busty Ashley Benson, that I decided to give the number three spot to the cast of “Spring Breakers”.
I honestly could have given Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson each a spot in the top ten, but seeing them get cozy with one another in their skimpy little bikinis is a force all of its own. One hell of a drool-inducing one, eh? Wow… I still can’t decide which one of the three looks sexier in a skimpy little bikini. But why bother trying to decide when we get to go gaga over all three of them together, eh? I seriously can’t wait for this movie…
Kristen Stewart made the news for all of the wrong reasons this past year, but I couldn’t care less about all of that crap. All I cared about was that she actually tried to look sexy, and that meant drooling over some seriously sexy leg action dozens of times. Damn… love those scrawny little stems. And she even tried to to bust out some cleavage. Or a whole lot of sexy chest action. Either way, she looked like a seriously sexy little minx with each and every single one of her appearances. And hey, she actually smiled a couple of times too. I know, crazy!
And the number one celebrity babe of 2012 is… Miley Cyrus! This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. This girl knocked it out of the park by unleashing her ridiculously sexy and damn perfect little body with each and every single one of her appearances. Whether it was at some Hollywood event, on Twitter, or just prancing aroud town, she did her best to show off her slender little curves, her sexy mile-long legs, her cute little booty, and of course, her killer braless cleavage. Hell, Miley deserves the number one spot just for hating bras as much as she does. Say what you will about her, but you would be lying if you were to say that she doesn’t have a damn sexy and perfect body. And the fact that she shows it off as much as possible just makes her that much sexier.
That’s it for 2012 my peeps! I hope you enjoyed the list. Please leave your comments below and let me know your thoughts on the list and how crazy I am for having Miley Cyrus at number one, or that Hilary Duff even made the list. And seriously, thanks for reading. Here’s to an even more shwingtastic 2013, and don’t forget to check back later on this week for “Popoholic’s Top Ten Models of 2012!” list!