Model/actress/uber babe Kate Upton has finally broken up with dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy… hallelujah! Here’s the official word:
Rejoice, fellas: Kate Upton is back on the market! After six months together, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy have recently split, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly.
“They are really good friends still and speak all the time, but their schedules just made it too difficult and it fell apart,” an insider tells Us. “[Chmerkovskiy] has a lot of respect for her, but it just wasn’t working anymore.” (When contacted by Us, Chmerkovskiy’s rep declined to comment on his personal life.) (Source)
Well, that took six months longer than I thought it would. I mean, Kate Upton dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy, let alone a dancer, just wasn’t right. Hell, Kate dating anyone other than yours truly is a crime against humanity. But I have to give some credit to the guy; he got six months of pure bliss. That’s not going to compare to the amount of years I’m going to eventually spend partying with Kate, but it’s still a pretty damn impressive accomplishment. Lucky #”$%?&%! Anyways, to celebrate this joyous occasion I’ve posted a ton of Kate’s sexiest and most drool-inducing galleries. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and Kate… call me!