As you guys have probably heard by now, ultra hottie and Popoholic favorite Jessica Lowndes let it be known yesterday that she and Jon Lovitz are not only dating, but are also engaged. Yeah, that Jon Lovitz. Fifty-eight year old Jon Lovitz. It’s obviously an early April Fools’ Day prank, right? Or is it?
Here are some photos of Jessica and Lovitz enjoying a day at a pool in Hawaii back in January. If this is a prank, it’s an epic prank in the works for months. If it isn’t a prank, and Lovitz is actually getting some Lowndes booty action, then that sound you hear is the universe cracking in half because it can’t comprehend this anomaly. I can’t either. All I can do is focus on Jessica’s bodacious bikini body in these photos and pray to god that this is all a cruel prank. Enjoy?
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